It Takes Two To Tango Funny Quotes

#1. Miracles are the devil's temptations.

Haruki Murakami

#2. Criticism is something that you have to take, regardless of what you do. Even if you go out there and try to make the most vanilla, non-offensive TV show possible, people are going to criticize you for doing that. It's just part of the game.

Thomas Sadoski

#3. Satan can make men dance upon the brink of hell as though they were on the verge of heaven.

Charles Spurgeon

#4. To live without that enchantment of beauty is to interpret frugality and simple living with a puritan literalism

John Lane

#5. I think my children know that Mother's priority is to be with them first. But I don't think it has to be an either/or situation. Work is very important to me, and it wouldn't be in the best interest of my children for me to stay home seven days a week.

Jane Pauley

#6. [The task is to] covertly lower the standard of living, the whole social structure, of America so that we can be merged with all other nations.

Horace Rowan Gaither

#7. Moammar Gadhafi was found hiding in a storm sewer with a gold-plated gun. That's me in retirement, ladies and gentlemen.

David Letterman

#8. Science seems ready to confer upon us, as its final gift, the power to erase human life from this planet.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

#9. If there are going to be people out there making war on other people, don't you think it's a good idea for some of those people to at least follow a code of ethics? Not 'honor' but something you can pin down and be sure of, something with the same rules for everybody.

Mercedes Lackey

#10. I already unleashed Baghra on Nikolai. He's going to think I stockpile vicious old women.

Leigh Bardugo

#11. The management question, therefore, is not whether to build a pilot system and throw it away. You will do that. Hence plan to throw one away; you will, anyhow.

Fred Brooks

#12. I understand that if you're a kid in Indonesia, you need to smoke because you just got off work at the Nike factory.

Chelsea Handler

#13. My mom died of cancer when I was really young. I'm not someone who tries to work out their own stuff with a role, but I think that happened despite my best efforts to keep myself separate from it.

Sarah Polley

#14. Born of Black and White, Eaten with worms, I'm a Saint, a Sinner, a Siren of the Word, The Circle knows me, the rest just wanna trip on Grace Juice, Baby Showdown at midnight

Ted Dekker

#15. It is nice to think how one can be recklessly lost in a daisy!

Anne Morrow Lindbergh