Irish Limerick Sayings

#1. An elderly man called Keith Mislaid his set of false teeth - They'd been laid on a chair, He'd forgot they were there, Sat down, and was bitten beneath. Irish limerick

Janice Thompson

#2. I would like for people to not be stuck by the rules of what is expected of a classical musician. If you really want to do something different, don't be afraid to do so. Think of music itself and not the rules or expectations of people.

Charlie Albright

#3. Most bands don't work out. A small unit democracy is very, very difficult.

Bruce Springsteen

#4. The rising cost of prescription drugs has sparked a prairie fire that is spreading across our nation.

Tim Pawlenty

#5. Think Tank, noun: The shower.

Craig Bruce

#6. Understand that there is no joy and challenge in living stagnantly.

N. Louis Eason

#7. It is surprising," Roosevelt explained, "how much reading a man can do in time usually wasted.

Doris Kearns Goodwin

#8. All that is left is to us is our being horrified at the loss of our sense of horror.

Abraham Joshua Heschel

#9. Death is not the worst that can happen to men.

Plato

#10. Be a famous musician. Be a famous act or. Be a famous write r. Be a famous basketball player. Be famous.

Dallas Clayton

#11. We should always be disposed to believe that that which appears white is really black, if the hierarchy of the Church so decides.

Saint Ignatius

#12. Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.

Jon Stewart

#13. Ninety-five percent of celebrity is good.

Kevin Bacon

#14. Football is the best way to get to know a people and a city.

Ardal O'Hanlon

#15. What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life?

Lynette Mather