Ardal O'Hanlon Quotes & Sayings

Top 5 Ardal O'Hanlon Quotes

#1. If you expect a kick in the balls and you get a slap in the face, it's a victory.

#2. Marriage is when two people are joined together to become one desperately boring person.

#3. Running is never fun. Running is something that you do when there's a man chasing you with a knife.

#4. Football is the best way to get to know a people and a city.

#5. I make a lot of jokes about vegetarians in my act but most of them don't have the strength to protest.