Irish Drunk Sayings

#1. Jesus is all about inclusion not exclusion. - Author: Robert Hood

#2. God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world. - Author: Ed McMahon

#3. had gone to work in Worcester's famous Washburn & Moen barbed wire factory: Swedes were preferred by employers there because, unlike the Irish, they did not tend to get either fighting drunk or unionized. - Author: Richard Davenport-Hines

#4. A man should have a right to be religious if he wants to. The government should not be involved in those decisions. - Author: Andy Garcia

#5. Courier 12 is the Type-O blood of fonts - works just as good for a 'N.Y. Times' op-ed as a screenplay or a short story. - Author: Andrew Vachss

#6. The Internet opens up a whole new range of possibilities in a wide range of areas. - Author: Herbie Hancock

#7. We believe widespread adoption of home solar will significantly improve life in cities by phasing out polluting coal plants, eliminating miles of ugly new transmission lines, and ensuring cleaner, healthier lives. - Author: Lynn Jurich

#8. I wear black for those who never read or listen to the words that Jesus said, about the road to happiness, through love and charity. - Author: Johnny Cash

#9. In Manhasset you were either Yankees or Mets, rich or poor, sober or drunk ... You were 'Gaelic' or 'garlic, as one schoolmate told me, and I couldn't admit, to him or myself, that I had both Irish and Italian ancestors. - Author: J.R. Moehringer

#10. I'm a Larry David fan, right? And it seems to me that Jewish history from the Talmud on has been a self-deprecating, self-critical kind of humor. - Author: Peter Eisenman

#11. When I'm lying drunk at an airport the press call me Irish ... but when I win an Oscar, I'm classified as British. - Author: Brenda Fricker

#12. I loved Jack Ford. I got him in his later days, and he was a total tyrant and a total autocrat and an Irish drunk. But I had a great time. - Author: Richard Widmark

#13. This is the kind of life I've had. Drunk, and in charge of a bicycle, as an Irish police report once put it. Drunk with life, that is, and not knowing where off to next. But you're on your way before dawn. And the trip? Exactly one half terror, exactly one half exhilaration. - Author: Ray Bradbury

#14. When you are lying drunk at the airport you're Irish. When you win an Oscar you're British. - Author: Brenda Fricker