Iq Test Quotes

#1. If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Russell Lynes

#2. When the children reached school age, 21 percent scored 130 or more points on a standard IQ test, a level considered gifted. If their mothers had no morning sickness, only 7 percent of kids did that well.

John Medina

#3. You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the Senate.

Mark Pryor

#4. In the real world, very smart people fail and mediocre people rise. Part of what makes people fail or succeed are skills that have nothing to do with IQ. Also, the idea that intelligence can be gauged by an IQ test is erroneous.

Camille Paglia

#5. Everything's mobile these days. Let's go mo-bile! But really, that's just an IQ test. When you see bold new startups with nothing but a desktop strategy, you know they just don't get it, and you move on.

Michael Arrington

#6. study done at the University of London found that constant emailing and text-messaging reduces mental capability by an average of ten points on an IQ test.

David Rock

#7. Commenting on baseball players who test positive for steroids: It?s an announced test, so you not only failed the steroid test, you failed the IQ test.

Bob Costas

#8. A person's "like" pattern even makes a decent proxy for intelligence - this model could reliably predict someone's score on a standard (separately administered) IQ test, without the person answering a single direct question.

Christian Rudder

#9. Running for the presidency's not an IQ test,

Rick Perry

#10. In other words, the better they did on the IQ test, the worse they did on the practical test and the better they did on the practical tests, the worse they did on the IQ test.

Robert Sternberg

#11. Everything you want is cheap or free. If you went to a venture capitalist and said: "I need money to buy tools." You flunked the IQ test, I mean every tool that you need is free!

Guy Kawasaki

#12. I had an IQ test. The results came back negative.

Woody Allen

#13. You should have to pass an IQ test before you breed. You have to take a driving test to operate vehicles and an SAT test to get into college. So why don't you have to take some sort of test before you give birth to children? When I am President, that's the first rule I will institute.

Marilyn Manson

#14. All we know is that the school achievement, IQ test score, and emotional and social development of working mothers' children are every bit as good as that of children whose mothers do not work.

Sandra Scarr

#15. Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.

Nicole McKay

#16. A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.

Nicole McKay

#17. Bricks are independent but can work well with other, tough to crack, fiercely loyal and put in the right spot will hold anything and everything that you've ever held dear with the greatest of ease.

Nicole McKay

#18. Instead of stocks investors should invest in blankets, that way they'll at least have something to keep them warm after they've lost all their money when the company goes under.

Amy Summers

#19. A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK.

Nicole McKay

#20. The man you're going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence.

Nicole McKay

#21. A brick could create a clear winner in a fight if instead of fighting pillows against blankets, you fought bricks against blankets.

Amy Summers

#22. A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense.

Nicole McKay

#23. A brick and a blanket together create a blick. That's it. That's all I got.

Amy Summers

#24. When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong; they taught me different was wrong.

Ani DiFranco

#25. You should go into every relationship as a brick and not a blanket.

Nicole McKay

#26. Instead of Rock, Paper, Scissors, you could play Brick, Blanket, Action Fingers, in which brick cripples action fingers, blanket smothers brick and action fingers beats blanket.

Nicole McKay

#27. Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone.

Nicole McKay

#28. Carter is the only President to ever release his actual IQ from a standardized test; it was 176. That is higher than either Albert Einstein or Stephen Hawking, and is well into the genius level.

Robert Chamberlain

#29. A brick is a biographical film in which a young orphan brick from the wrong side of the track grows up to be one of the most important bricks in all brick kind, as it is now quite literally the cornerstone of one of America's greatest ballparks.(Fenway)

Nicole McKay

#30. Blankets on the other hand are incredibly needy as they are always trying to fill a "void". Are a bit whorish in that the instant you walk away from them in less than a minute they'll be all over someone else, and the moment you actually need them they're nowhere to be found.

Nicole McKay

#31. A brick is ... ... ... Well it's a bloody brick what more do you want from me?

Nicole McKay

#32. Together a brick and a blanket create the perfect metaphor for life. Will you be a brick and make something of your life, or be a blanket and sleep your life away?

Amy Summers

#33. For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.

Nicole McKay

#34. A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: if you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.

Jay Leno

#35. I've always wanted to go out with a bang, that's why I carry two bricks around with me wherever I go, so when I leave a room I clap them together.

Nicole McKay

#36. A company could use bricks to measure their growth rate. How many bricks have angry investors thrown at you lately? If the answer is none, then your growth rate is probably pretty good ... for the moment.

Amy Summers

#37. You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.

Nicole McKay

#38. Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick.

Nicole McKay

#39. A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good.

Amy Summers

#40. A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug!

Nicole McKay

#41. The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.

Nicole McKay

#42. A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door.

Nicole McKay

#43. A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts.

Nicole McKay

#44. A brick and blanket could be used as a large slingshot, put the brick in the blanket swing it around and release.

Amy Summers

#45. You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It's certainly safer than keeping it in the bank!

Nicole McKay

#46. I'd much rather a monkey throws a blanket instead of a brick.

Nicole McKay

#47. If you're a struggling artist having money problems just superglue a brick in the middle of a blanket, and call it art. Someone will buy it.

Nicole McKay