Insult Your Ex Girlfriend Quotes

#1. You can do anything when it's not real.
When it is real, nothing breaks your fall. Nothing gets between you and the ground.

Markus Zusak

#2. I believe most Americans want their next President to remind them of the guy they work with, not the guy who laid them off.

Mike Huckabee

#3. The recollection of an injury is ... a rusty arrow and poison for the soul.

Francis Of Paola

#4. No, the quest did not end here. Not even close. Dorian slid the keys into his pocket.

And the road that now sprawled before him, curving into unknown, awaiting shadow . . . it did not frighten him.

Sarah J. Maas

#5. Mankind might be divided between multitude who hate to be kept waiting because they get bored and the happy few who rather like it because it gives them time for thought.

Ernest Dimnet

#6. culture comes into play at precisely the point where biological individuals become subjects, and that what lies between the two is not some automatically constituted 'natural' process of socialization but much more complex processes of formation

Stuart Hall

#7. Also, he was kind of cute. Not really, of course, since he was the enemy, and the enemy cannot possibly be cute. He was only cute enough to make me wish I could free my hands so that I could fix my hair. I mean, fix my hair, then punch him in the face, and then run.

Leila Sales

#8. Hey, look - your girlfriend is saying something.
Artemis had a vast mental reserve of scathing comebacks at his disposal, but none of them covered girlfriend insults. He wasn't even sure if it was an insult. And if it was, who was being insulted? Him or the girl?

Eoin Colfer

#9. The true writer has nothing to say. What counts is the way he says it.

Alain Robbe-Grillet

#10. Verbal blows cut to the soul and ate at the heart for eternity.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#11. When Sam produced two swimsuits from his backpack, I could have kissed him. (FYI, I didn't.)

Rick Riordan