Incisively Sarcastic Quotes

#1. No matter where I went, I always knew my way back to you. You are my compass star.

Diana Peterfreund

#2. You could love something and still understand it had ruined your life.

Robin Wasserman

#3. Just saying no prevents teenage pregnancy the way 'Have a nice day' cures chronic depression.

Faye Wattleton

#4. Like the firm handshake and looking people straight in the eye, the blazer had originally been a symbol of trust. Because of this, it had been purloined by the less-than-trustworthy and became their preferred disguise.

Craig Brown

#5. I worked in Licorice Pizza when John Lennon was killed. I had the day off, but I came in anyway because people needed a place to mourn.

Gary Calamar

#6. But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation

Greg Behrendt

#7. Tyler did not believe in hell. He had decided, long ago, that if God wanted to punish them, there was infinite opportunity right here; hell would be superfluous.
But if there was a hell on earth, Tyler had certainly found it.

Erika Johansen

#8. As a rule, men worry more about what they can't see than about what they can.

Julius Caesar

#9. To live without history is to live like an infant, constantly amazed and challenged by a strange and unnamed world.

Joan Nestle

#10. Prelate, n. A church officer having a superior degree of holiness and a fat preferment. One of Heaven's aristocracy. A gentleman of God.

Ambrose