I'm Not Born Yesterday Quotes

#1. I'm pretty sure Jo couldn't talk about the weather without somehow including a threat. Forecast today: cloudy with a chance I'll kick your ass.

Eliza Crewe

#2. Neither Goyl nor men lived long enough to understand that yesterday was born of tomorrow, just as tomorrow was born of yesterday.

Cornelia Funke

#3. I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night.

Spike Lee

#4. Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.

Lemony Snicket

#5. each morning we're born again
of yesterday nothing remains
what's left began today

Anselm Hollo

#6. I want my fluff-fluff! (Bob) Fluff-fluff ... (Zarek looked panicked.) (Zarek)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#7. Choices made, whether bad or good, follow you forever and affect everyone in their path one way or another.

J.E.B. Spredemann

#8. T is the Divinity that stirs within us.

Joseph Addison

#9. If you don't know history, it is as if you were born yesterday.

Howard Zinn

#10. Oh, Cena. You must think that I was born yesterday.

Wade Barrett

#11. Grown men, he told himself, in flat contradiction of centuries of accumulated evidence about the way grown men behave, do not behave like this.

Douglas Adams

#12. The prosaic man sees things badly, or with the bodily sense; but the poet sees them clad in beauty, with the spiritual sense.

Henry David Thoreau

#13. The belief that the world was created yesterday seems to hold great appeal to those born at that time.

Gary Malone

#14. For me, nothing brings out my 'born yesterday' idiotic qualities quite like having my photograph taken.

Sloane Crosley

#15. For this day only is ours, we are dead to yesterday, and we are not yet born to the morrow.

Will Schwalbe

#16. Most countries choose to have government run the economy.

Marco Rubio

#17. A little child born yesterday
A thing on mother's milk and kisses fed.

Homer

#18. Startups are the engines of exponential growth, manifesting the power of innovation. Several big companies today are startups of yesterday. They were born with a spirit of enterprise and adventure kept alive due to hardwork and perseverance and today have become shining beacons of innovation.

Narendra Modi

#19. The born-yesterday French-besotted faddists, addicted sniffers of wet printer's ink, think they're starting on the ground floor; so they're condemned to another hundred years of trial and error. The rest of us can safely ignore them.

Camille Paglia

#20. I was bargaining for time away from Hollywood, and Columbia was bargaining for money. I got what I wanted and they got what they wanted. They knew I was so anxious to do Born Yesterday that I'd have done it for a dollar. They gave me the next best thing.

Judy Holliday

#21. When the time travel is eventually doable technologically,
yesterday was dead a man who is going to be born tomorrow.

Toba Beta

#22. History is important. If you don't know history it is as if you were born yesterday. And if you were born yesterday, anybody up there in a position of power can tell you anything, and you have no way of checking up on it.

Howard Zinn

#23. If we look at the works of JS Bach ... on each page we discover things which we thought were born only yesterday, from delightful arabesques to an overflowing of religious feeling greater than anything we have since discovered.

Claude Debussy

#24. As for family values, they are whatever they are - some families are tight, others are blown away like dandelion puffs. A main value in Minnesota is still: don't waste my time, don't B.S. me, I wasn't born yesterday.

Garrison Keillor

#25. I'll show then that Anne Frank wasn't born yesterday

Anne Frank

#26. I was born tomorrow
today I live
yesterday killed me

Parviz Owsia

#27. People who were born in '66 are nearly fifty? I know the show's fifty, but it seems like yesterday. Human years are different. I'd have guessed that Tim was twenty-five for thirty.

Nick Hornby

#28. Okay, listen, I don't know what dumb lines you are used to giving girls so they fall all over you but I just want you to know that I wasn't born yesterday so I am gonna go now and leave you to whatever dumb idiot girl is gonna buy that line.

Andrea Portes

#29. So often we are defined by what we've done
and the mistakes we've made
For once I would like to be
Measured by the steps I took today
Rather than the footprints of yesterday

Samantha King

#30. I found this quote more relevant today than it was yesterday: 'Man is born to live in the convulsions of anxiety or the lethargy of boredom. Hard work is the final solution - it prevents all of the above.' - Voltaire

Shane Joseph

#31. Rather than wasting time on yesterday that is gone, it is better to invest your time in tomorrow that is not yet born.-RVM

R.v.m.

#32. Fourteen hundred and thirty-one."
I blinked. "What's that?"
"The year I was born, which is not, as you'll note, yesterday.

Jeaniene Frost

#33. What do you take me for? Do you think I was born yesterday? Do you think I have never dealt in eggs?

Primo Levi

#34. The Justice of today is born of yesterday's pity.

Julia Lathrop