Top 94 I'm Harmless Quotes

#1. I'm harmless. I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you're that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.

Adam Carolla

I'm Harmless Quotes #387925
#2. You terrify me." She smiled, wiggling beneath him before pushing her pelvis up against his. "I'm harmless." "You're lethal." "I'm waiting.

Katy Regnery

I'm Harmless Quotes #837583
#3. If the powers that be really knew how much time I spent thinking about and researching celebrities, they probably wouldn't let me anywhere near the red carpet. But, please promise not to tell them. I'm harmless, I swear.

Ross Mathews

I'm Harmless Quotes #316604
#4. I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults.

Molly Ivins

I'm Harmless Quotes #1361559
#5. George: [On the 'Two Virgins' cover]
'What I thought of the sleeve then was the same as I think now: it's just two not-very-nice-looking bodies, two flabby bodies naked. It's harmless, really - different strokes for different folks.

George Harrison

I'm Harmless Quotes #1020371
#6. O Love, O great god Love, what have I done,
That thou shouldst hunger so after my death?
My heart is harmless as my life's first day:
Seek out some false fair woman, and plague her
Till her tears even as my tears fill her bed.

Algernon Charles Swinburne

I'm Harmless Quotes #1355576
#7. Tedium is the worst pain. the mind lays out the world in blocks, and the hushed blood waits for revenge. all order, i've come to understand, is theoretical, unreal - a harmless sensible, smiling mask men slide between the two great, dark realities, the self and the world - two snake pits.

John Gardner

I'm Harmless Quotes #1340382
#8. He's a gentle giant, harmless and soft, like a teddy bear.

Except deep down, I know he's not.

And when his eyes cut my way, and I see the darkness on the surface, I'm reminded that this man hangs out with monsters.

And one might even exist inside of him.

J.M. Darhower

I'm Harmless Quotes #1325917
#9. Scarlet could feel everyone's curious gazes switching between her and the princess. She cleared her throat. "She's harmless," she said. "I'm pretty sure." Winter

Marissa Meyer

I'm Harmless Quotes #1293765
#10. I finally shook myself out of my reticence.
He was just a boy. He was harmless. He had a girlfriend who was gorgeous and sociable. I would calibrate my smiles and interactions to friendship or acquaintance level. No big deal.

Penny Reid

I'm Harmless Quotes #1275663
#11. If I'd known it was harmless, I'd have killed it myself!

Philip K. Dick

I'm Harmless Quotes #1266495
#12. We should take astrology seriously. No, I don't mean we should believe in it. I am talking about fighting it seriously instead of humouring it as a piece of harmless fun.

Richard Dawkins

I'm Harmless Quotes #1259492
#13. One is struck in the study of saints, angels and gods by a pattern that seems quaint and harmless. Yet, it is so common that I know there must be a deeper meaning. There always seem to be guardians and spirits of doors, bridges, exits and entranceways.

Richard Rohr

I'm Harmless Quotes #1239334
#14. None of those things should have mattered, but I guess they did. I guess they were like water. Soft and harmless until enough time went by. Then all of a sudden you found yourself with the Grand Canyon on your hands.

Carol Rifka Brunt

I'm Harmless Quotes #1225342
#15. No. I just like dabbing girls' faces with napkins. It's a fetish of mine. Don't worry - my shrink says it's harmless.

Zoe Sugg

I'm Harmless Quotes #1220597
#16. If I had known it was harmless I would have killed it myself.

Philip K. Dick

I'm Harmless Quotes #1214956
#17. I'm not over-reacting, but I do think people have to be a bit cautious when they say all kind of activities associated with witchcraft are harmless.

Peter Hollingworth

I'm Harmless Quotes #1208787
#18. I can't be mad at you, you harmless scrawny bastard.

John Green

I'm Harmless Quotes #1162538
#19. Yes, I hate it when people call me a 'national treasure'. It takes away your bite and makes you feel like a harmless old golden Labrador.

Sue Townsend

I'm Harmless Quotes #1155599
#20. I thought we were gonna take this relationship slow."
"A back rub is harmless."
My eyes roam over her kick-ass bikini-covered bod. "I'll have you know I've been intimate with girls wearin' a lot more.

Simone Elkeles

I'm Harmless Quotes #1155436
#21. Josie watched him leave then turned to me. "I swear to God, if I had the money, you'd be the one making cookies while he slobbers all over you." "You're the one who said he was harmless." I reached under the counter to get a box ready for Ellen's order.

Catherine Bruns

I'm Harmless Quotes #1152398
#22. I feel an earnest and humble desire, and shall do till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness.

Charles Dickens

I'm Harmless Quotes #1147633
#23. Harmless as a setting dove," he agreed. "I'm too hungry to be a threat to anything but breakfast. Let a stray bannock come within reach, though, and I'll no answer for the consequences.

Diana Gabaldon

I'm Harmless Quotes #1041969
#24. You said, 'They're harmless dreamers and they're loved by the people.' 'What,' I asked you, 'is harmless about a dreamer, and what,' I asked you, 'is harmless about the love of the people? Revolution only needs good dreamers who remember their dreams.

Tennessee Williams

I'm Harmless Quotes #1037155
#25. Through the thick and thin of it all, it is with every harmless personal dare that I have found my greatest happiness.

Sherrie Krantz

I'm Harmless Quotes #1023144
#26. I was quite sure I was crazy, and it was amazing that as soon as I admitted it, I became quite calm. There was nothing I could do about it. I seemed relatively harmless. After

Katherine Paterson

I'm Harmless Quotes #1873645
#27. I give you bitter pills, in a sugar coating. The pills are harmless - the poison's in the sugar

James St. James

I'm Harmless Quotes #1592857
#28. Kaz narrowed his eyes. I'm not some character out of a children's story who plays harmless pranks and steals from the rich to give to the poor.

Leigh Bardugo

I'm Harmless Quotes #1859821
#29. I play disturbed people a lot, but always with a bit of distance or tongue-in-cheek. Most of the villains I play are essentially harmless.

Christopher Walken

I'm Harmless Quotes #1811023
#30. He's harmless, poor thing. That's what everyone said. It was true, but who cares? Lots of people are harmless, but that doesn't mean I have to like them.

Franny Billingsley

I'm Harmless Quotes #1731151
#31. Oh shit, I was just flirting with the waitress a little. It was harmless. I told her those jeans must be from outer space because her ass is out of this world." "Oh my

Elle Parker

I'm Harmless Quotes #1725737
#32. I don't mind One Direction. They're harmless, aren't they?

Noel Gallagher

I'm Harmless Quotes #1708601
#33. He grinned. "Busted. I'm a monster. Jev is my deceptively harmless - and shockingly handsome - alter ego."
"And I'm on top of it," she announced with witty triumph.
"Is that a Freudian slip?"
His bluntness caught her off guard. A self-conscious blush rose in her face.

Becca Fitzpatrick

I'm Harmless Quotes #1704257
#34. I always shoot at privates. It was they who did the shooting and killing, and if I could kill a wound a private, why, my chances were so much the better. I always looked upon officers as harmless personages.

Sam Watkins

I'm Harmless Quotes #1686087
#35. Josh: "Mutley, my dog."
Shel: "I am not getting in the car with that."
Josh: "Yes, you are."
Shel: "No, I'm not. He's huge."
Josh: "He's harmless."
Shel: "Like his owner?"
Josh: "Oh, no, he's harmless. I'm not.

Ella Frank

I'm Harmless Quotes #1676363
#36. No, Lucius is harmless,' I fibbed. If you don't count the fact that he thinks he's a warrior prince representing a semi-cannibalistic race of undead bat people.

Beth Fantaskey

I'm Harmless Quotes #1652182
#37. There are a lot of snobs out there who disregard these books (romance novels), but they fulfil a need. I am happy and fulfilled in what I am doing and readers love them. And why not? They are harmless and they are fun.

Sara Craven

I'm Harmless Quotes #1627888
#38. Withdraw, like a turtle, into a hard yet harmless shell, ornamented with beautiful memories of the past.
from the book 'I Know Who You Are!

Mariam Masood

I'm Harmless Quotes #1380015
#39. So I fell in love with Phi Phi, a harmless enough emotion. I was wont to fall in love two or three times a year and was now well past due.

Viet Thanh Nguyen

I'm Harmless Quotes #1561846
#40. I sell dreams, small comforts, sweet harmless temptations to bring down a multitude of saints crashing among the hazels and nougatines

Joanne Harris

I'm Harmless Quotes #1521565
#41. It was a needless precaution, I felt sure, but men always enjoy marching around with weapons and flexing their figurative muscles, and I saw no reason to deny them this harmless exercise.

Elizabeth Peters

I'm Harmless Quotes #1501510
#42. There was I, devouring books and yet allowing a man who had never read a book to walk me home for a bit of harmless fumbling on the front steps.

Edna O'Brien

I'm Harmless Quotes #1498645
#43. Staring is harmless, so why do I feel so guilty?

Colleen Hoover

I'm Harmless Quotes #1487664
#44. I wrote "David" because it seemed to me that children, who can love a book more passionately than any grown person, got such a lot of harmless entertainment and not enough real, valuable literature.

Anne Holm

I'm Harmless Quotes #1481833
#45. I don't believe in man, God nor Devil. I hate the whole damned human race, including myself. I preyed upon the weak, the harmless and the unsuspecting. This lesson I was taught by others : Might makes right.

Carl Panzram

I'm Harmless Quotes #1477348
#46. 'Lucky' is for laughs, and there's really nothing funny that I'm doing on 'Dexter.' I think more than anything, both comment on the fact that anybody is capable of anything. Just because they are the shy guy in the corner doesn't mean that they are a harmless little bunny.

Colin Hanks

I'm Harmless Quotes #1390474
#47. And you, you worthless - ' he broke out as I entered, turning to his daughter-in-law, and employing an epithet as harmless as duck, or sheep, but generally represented by a dash - .

Emily Bronte

I'm Harmless Quotes #1390143
#48. I didn't want to be the monster! I didn't want to kill this room full of harmless children! I didn't want to lose everything I'd gained in a lifetime of sacrifice and denial!

Stephenie Meyer

I'm Harmless Quotes #1389662
#49. I've got the god given talent or the god given opportunity better put, to let that out in a harmless way you know, and I don't know what it does to you, I don't really know.

Eric Clapton

I'm Harmless Quotes #295228
#50. I think the very word stalking implies that you're not supposed to like it. Otherwise, it would be called 'fluffy harmless observation time'.

Molly Harper

I'm Harmless Quotes #531736
#51. You couldn't hurt a fly.
Actually I was pretty good at pinging flies right out of the air, but I tried to look appropriately harmless.

Josh Lanyon

I'm Harmless Quotes #529955
#52. Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say ... sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of ... it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like ... after "I love you" ... or "You're going to live" ... or "It's a boy!

Demetri Martin

I'm Harmless Quotes #487413
#53. The walls of the arch are covered with blood-red jellies that wink and glisten at me by the light of the moon. My father told me they were completely harmless. I don't believe him. Nothing is completely harmless.

Maggie Stiefvater

I'm Harmless Quotes #484000
#54. He's harmless. Well, he could do some serious harm with that thing between his legs. For the love of all that's holy, what am I thinking? Gods, it's big -

Monica La Porta

I'm Harmless Quotes #452478
#55. I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

Umberto Eco

I'm Harmless Quotes #427140
#56. Do I look evil? I can't do evil. I can barely pull off dangerous.

Dan Abnett

I'm Harmless Quotes #369901
#57. I could not but smile to hear her talking in this lofty strain, but I was never much displeased with those harmless delusions that tend to make us more happy.

Oliver Goldsmith

I'm Harmless Quotes #336509
#58. I don't consider myself an offensive guy. I am just a harmless lovable little fuzzball.

Rush Limbaugh

I'm Harmless Quotes #312286
#59. Often the pronouns I, me, and you are not just harmless but downright helpful. They simulate a conversation, as classic style recommends, and they are gifts to the memory-challenged reader.

Steven Pinker

I'm Harmless Quotes #303671
#60. I sleuth, you know. For a hobby. Harmless outlet for natural inquisitiveness, don't you see, which might otherwise strike inward and produce introspection an' suicide. Very natural, healthy pursuit
not too strenuous, not too sedentary; trains and invigorates the mind.

Dorothy L. Sayers

I'm Harmless Quotes #299660
#61. You always underestimated me. You thought you made me harmless when you gave angelhood to me. You forgot that some angels are warriors. Where there's warriors, there's war. I will fight to the death. It's my duty. I am not afraid.

Sonya Hartnett

I'm Harmless Quotes #532562
#62. Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem mild, harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's characters.

Margaret Halsey

I'm Harmless Quotes #270014
#63. Busted. I'm a monster. Jev is my deceptively harmless-and shockingly handsome-alter ego.

Becca Fitzpatrick

I'm Harmless Quotes #240749
#64. It's been my experience that mankind - and I use that to encompass all the races - is seldom satisfied with what they have. Most people's striving is harmless, beneficial even. But there are those who strive for subjugation, having control over others' lives, lives held in the palm of their hand.

Lisa Shearin

I'm Harmless Quotes #162531
#65. Bestiality is not my thing But it seems to be a harmless foible or idiosyncrasy of some people. So, as long as the animal doesn't mind (and the animal rarely does), I don't mind, and I don't see why anyone else should.

Frank Kameny

I'm Harmless Quotes #130857
#66. And though there's a grain of truth in every rumor, I've found that the worst gossip usually starts with something harmless.

Kathleen O'Dell

I'm Harmless Quotes #102705
#67. You want to watch him, Julia," he told me. "He may look harmless enough, but appearances can be deceiving." Geoff grinned. "That's slander, that is. You know I always behave like a perfect gentleman." "Right then, Sir Galahad," Iain said dryly.

Susanna Kearsley

I'm Harmless Quotes #99217
#68. I thought my Jesus Piece was so harmless
'Till I see a picture of a shorty armless

Kanye West

I'm Harmless Quotes #98821
#69. When I see four young kids in a band, I think, That looks really fun, no matter how shitty they are. You develop your own thing, and get excited about your band name. It's all so harmless.

Stephen Malkmus

I'm Harmless Quotes #73147
#70. I watched him playing with the long blades of grass, weaving them into patterns as he hummed an unfamiliar song, a waltz.
"What are you doing?" I asked him.
"I'm letting you get used to the idea of me," he said idly. "I'm pretending to be harmless. Is it working?"
"Until you smile," ( ... )

Delilah S. Dawson

I'm Harmless Quotes #9984
#71. As far as I was concerned men were something you had around the place, not particularly interesting, but quite harmless. I had never shown the slightest feeling for them, and apart from my never wearing a skirt, saw nothing else in common between us.

Jeanette Winterson

I'm Harmless Quotes #8553
#72. I was on tour with Little Dragon with the Gorillaz. She's got an amazing voice and is a lovely girl. Her vibe is fresh pressed and harmless fun with a tinge of the dark side if you look in the right bits of the tunes.

Neneh Cherry

I'm Harmless Quotes #694629
#73. You? Harmless?" Tam snorted.
"What? You don't think I could pull it off?" Aiden accused.
"Well, the fact that you're practically a walking armory had me convinced otherwise.

Claire M. Banschbach

I'm Harmless Quotes #982264
#74. I have always been kind of a prude. But kissing is harmless to me, and sometimes a kiss can tell if it's even worth seeing that person again!

Whitney Port

I'm Harmless Quotes #958035
#75. Now if I was aping men, she'd have every right to be disgusted. As far as I was concerned, men were something you had around the place ... not particularly interesting, but quite harmless.

Jeanette Winterson

I'm Harmless Quotes #957946
#76. I am very hostile to religion because it is enormously dominant, especially in American life. And I don't buy the argument that, well, it's harmless. I think it is harmful, partly because I care passionately about what's true.

Richard Dawkins

I'm Harmless Quotes #940107
#77. Had I been too cruel to that horror, Miss Mountjoy? Too vindictive? Wasn't she, after all, just a harmless and lonely old spinster? Would a Larry de Luce have been more understanding?
'Hell, no!' I shouted into the wind ...

Alan Bradley

I'm Harmless Quotes #934303
#78. After I convinced them that I was a harmless novelist, I actually got them to give me a tour of the harem - which is usually off limits for tourists.

Dorothy Dunnett

I'm Harmless Quotes #893874
#79. I wonder how harmless such people are? To what extent civilization is retarded by the laughing jackasses, the empty-minded belittlers?

Robert A. Heinlein

I'm Harmless Quotes #882200
#80. Throughout my years championing for civil rights, analyzing politics and advocating on behalf of the voiceless, I am disturbed the most when harmless children suffer because of politics or detrimental policies.

Al Sharpton

I'm Harmless Quotes #841505
#81. You can fight with me," I said. I put my controller down and leaned back on our foam couch and was asleep. As I drifted off, I heard the Colonel say, "I can't be mad at you, you harmless skinny bastard.

John Green

I'm Harmless Quotes #785512
#82. I have written in my life many critical poems, but viewed in retrospect, they were merely a human harmless reflection, and not a true likeness of the real society of today.

Kristian Goldmund Aumann

I'm Harmless Quotes #762239
#83. I see those pages as she goes back and forth, enjoying simply enjoying the beauties of the moments then chastising herself for having 'no edge' being simple and worse, harmless.

Michael Cunningham

I'm Harmless Quotes #722870
#84. I will seek to reverse the shift of benefits from Medicaid to Medicare and hold harmless our seniors and disabled.

Jeff Bingaman

I'm Harmless Quotes #984952
#85. We teased each other all the time, so we were harmless, but I never missed the chance to tell her that her man was lucky.

G.L. Tomas

I'm Harmless Quotes #689660
#86. I smiled, trying to look harmless.
"Don't do that. You'll freak everyone out," he ordered.
I dropped my smile.
"Now you look like you want to eat everyone."
"I do."
"I should smack you." He looked back at the humans. (Tommy & Danny)

Patricia Lynne

I'm Harmless Quotes #683470
#87. Oh, I'm quite harmless in real life.


I'm Harmless Quotes #641594
#88. So he's harmless, then."
"I wouldn't say that, exactly."
"I would n't slip up behind him with a knife, for he might retaliate."
Michael shrugged. "But that's to be expected. He kills only when necessary."
Mary covered her face with her hands and moaned.

Karen Hawkins

I'm Harmless Quotes #615350
#89. Granted I am a babbler, a harmless vexatious babbler, like all of us. But what is to be done if the direct and sole vocation of every intelligent man is babble, that is, the intentional pouring of water through a sieve?

Fyodor Dostoevsky

I'm Harmless Quotes #596928
#90. I'm just going to pretend that a very good-smelling, incredibly warm stranger is sitting next to me, a harmless stranger.

Laurie Halse Anderson

I'm Harmless Quotes #591800
#91. I don't feel like there's any need to hide the fact that I smoke pot. It's a harmless herbal substance that increases sensory appreciation.

Ezra Miller

I'm Harmless Quotes #575968
#92. But I, for one, am not interested in a harmless truth or a harmless God. Give me a truth that works, and a God who makes me tremble.

Eric Ludy

I'm Harmless Quotes #570485
#93. Don't be impatient with me. Bear in mind that I hop around among all of you big beasts like a harmless and helpless frog who is afraid of being squashed.

Paul Ehrenfest

I'm Harmless Quotes #541109
#94. I used to read the criticism on blogs about other people - mostly female actresses and singers - and even when they are extremely perfect and harmless, people still go after them. So I figure, if I'm going to get negativity regardless, why do I have to worry about what somebody thinks of me?

Kat Graham

I'm Harmless Quotes #533932

Famous Authors

Popular Topics

Scroll to Top