Illegal Things Quotes

#1. I love stories about two people who are doing illegal things, who we really enjoy watching despite the fact that we know they are doomed in some way.

Famke Janssen

#2. Bottom line is that I have had a totally criminal moral code and operated with a totally criminal mind attitude that I have not fully confronted (even down to lying about lying and doing illegal things).

Mike Rinder

#3. I knew I was getting into one of the most illegal things in the world. It was the right thing to do.

Jack Kevorkian

#4. I don't use the computer. But my secretary does. I want to take some computer courses because I'm interested in some of the access to some of the illegal things on the Internet. I'm just kidding.

Ahmet Ertegun

#5. I spent most of the eighties, most of my life, riding around in somebody else's car, in possession of, or ingested of, something illegal, on my way from something illegal to something illegal with many illegal things happening all around me

Iggy Pop

#6. We need criminals to identify ourselves with, to secretly envy and to stoutly punish. They do for us the forbidden, illegal things we wish to do.

Karl A. Menninger

#7. I've always been baffled by critics of the CIA, who are horrified that it does illegal things. That is the purpose of an intelligence service: to perform illegal acts.

Charles McCarry

#8. We do many things at the federal level that would be considered dishonest and illegal if done in the private sector.

Donald T. Regan

#9. I wanted to try things, everything, especially things that are illegal and have a faint whiff of glamour.

Michelle Tea

#10. The only things I like are either illegal or they make me fat.

Bobby Burgess

#11. We have over 500,000 illegal immigrants living in Arizona. And we simply cannot sustain it. It costs us a tremendous amount of money of course in health care, in education, and then, on top of it all, in incarceration. And the federal government doesn't reimburse us on any of these things.

Jan Brewer

#12. I don't do things that are illegal.

Patricia Cornwell

#13. He's looking at me in that way of his that should be illegal or patented, and it's affecting my ability to remember things like my name and species and all the reasons a girl might go on a boy strike.

Jandy Nelson

#14. Rubbing herself against a sleeping man just wasn't on. It was morally questionable. Probably illegal. Definitely icky. But why oh why did bad things always feel so damn good? Just once more, she promised herself as she pushed back into him again. "Addie, I am not made of stone.

Amy Andrews

#15. President Bush said that if illegal immigrants want citizenship, they'd have to do three things: pay taxes, hold meaningful jobs, and learn English. Bush doesn't meet those qualifications.

P. J. O'Rourke

#16. I write about things that are important for us as Americans. I'm concerned about al-Qaeda sneaking across the border with the illegal immigrants that are using the coyotes to get across the border. And that's not a Democrat or Republican issue, that's a national security issue.

Brad Thor

#17. I said, the pope is saying bad things about me the day before the election? And then I gathered myself, and I realized that it had to do with illegal immigration, that he was opposed to my measures, which is basically creating a border.

Donald Trump

#18. There is nothing illegal in keeping up a tomb; on the contrary, it is a very laudable thing to do.

Ryan Lindley

#19. Before the Freedom of Information Act, I used to say at meetings "The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer." ... But since the Freedom of Information Act, I'm afraid to say things like that.

Henry A. Kissinger

#20. Reagan survived the Iran-Contra scandal because the elements of it that were illegal (aiding anti-communist Nicaraguans) were popular and the things that were unpopular (arming the Iranians) were quite legal.

David Frum

#21. There are a lot of things that are illegal but not wrong. And probably more that are wrong, and still legal.

Heidi Heilig

#22. The state is a vast enterprise for declaring all sorts of things legal for itself that would be illegal for us.

Llewellyn Rockwell

#23. I am a homophobe, though a mild and tolerant one, and a racist, though an even more mild and tolerant one, and those things are going to be illegal pretty soon, the way we are going.

John Derbyshire

#24. Bad taste is not illegal. I always got my first laughs as a kid by saying inappropriate things. That's always how we're going to get our laughs as comics.

Jeff Ross

#25. Gone are the days when you'd have to tune in to a mad illegal radio station late at night to be able to hear the rapper of your choice. That's all changed now. That's all gone out of the window. And I feel like I represent that change. I represent the era of iPods and Shuffle and things like that.

Tinie Tempah

#26. Everything is optional.
Somethings are illegal.
And some things are really gross.

Craig Benzine

#27. Most suits made the man. Gideon did things to a three-piece suit that should've been illegal.

Sylvia Day

#28. Theres a constant struggle going on about how much will be illegal and how much you will be free to take. Can we open the pharmacies? Can we put Valium and Percodan and those sorts of things out on the shelves? I wouldn't take it. I don't know.

Stephen King

#29. Check bags are fun. I just make sure there won't be anything illegal in my check bag which is forbidden at a cabin of a plane. Just leaving things like scissors and such out of my carry-on things in order to avoid troubles with some certain airline, y'know.

Kerry King

#30. The curve of her smile promised things that were probably illegal, and bad for you, and would carry warnings from the Surgeon General, but that you'd still want to do over and over again.

Jim Butcher

#31. Intelligence services exist to do things that are illegal abroad. They exist to tell lies.

David Ignatius

#32. It's a very strange thing when you make nature illegal.

Joe Rogan

#33. All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening

Alexander Woollcott

#34. Reagan was extreme. Beginning of his administration, one of the first things was to call in scabs - hadn't been done for a long time, and it's illegal in most countries - in the air controller strike.

Noam Chomsky