Iglesias Comedian Quotes

#1. If we can't turn the world around we can at least bolster the victims.

Liz Carpenter

#2. As a comedian, especially one that works as much as I do, there is a lot of sacrifice. People don't see that I'm away from my family 46 weeks out of the year. I miss all the birthdays and anniversaries and holidays.

Gabriel Iglesias

#3. When you're a comedian, the Holy Grail is an hour long HBO special.

Gabriel Iglesias

#4. Your thoughts and emotions are yours alone.

John Buchanan Robinson

#5. I got into songwriting because I'm not very good at communicating sometimes, just my true words, so music was always my way of expressing myself and being able to put things into lyrics that I couldn't say necessarily in my everyday life.

LIZ

#6. A lot of the comedians nowadays just do comedy as a stepping stone. Take for example Dane Cook. The guy is huge. The main reason he got into it is to do what he is doing now: film and television work.

Gabriel Iglesias

#7. That's one thing about my shows. I tell people, I'm not a comedian, I'm just a really funny reporter. I put my life out there and make it entertaining. By putting it out there, it helps me to deal with it, you know, so I don't snap and so I don't go off the handle when I get home.

Gabriel Iglesias

#8. I'm all about showing people that I'm a little messed up, I have a lot of the same problems you have. By exposing myself and putting myself out there, people can relate to me and my act won't grow stale. I mean, nobody wants to hear a comedian say, 'Life is great.'

Gabriel Iglesias

#9. I wanted to be a comedian, and this is what I'm doing. If I can keep this going, I'm happy.

Gabriel Iglesias

#10. If you think about it even medium-hard, launching a scared little dog into space with no intention of getting it back is a seriously fucked thing to do.

Chris Onstad

#11. Some guys run their house. Some guys run around their house. I'm a guy who runs my house!

Sam Cassell

#12. I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo.

Gabriel Iglesias

#13. As I sometimes do when I'm overwhelmed, I started to giggle like a maniac.

Angela Pepper

#14. A leash is a rope with a noose at both ends.

Ayn Rand

#15. I do not envy a clergyman's life as an easy life, nor do I envy the clergyman who makes it an easy life.

Samuel Johnson