If You Want To Hear God Laugh Quotes

#1. If you want to hear God laugh, tell Him your plans.

Iyanla Vanzant

#2. I really need to work. People think that I'm no longer interested in acting and only interested in working with the animals. Obviously I have given that impression, but it is not how I feel. I think I'm a good actor. I think I look OK. I don't understand why I'm not working all the time.

Tippi Hedren

#3. One body, one breath, one love, united against any force that would tear them apart. Defiant in the face of time, fate, death, destiny.

Shelly Thacker

#4. Oh my God!" I hear him yell to just about everybody. "Did you see that?! That was John Waters. I'm almost certain he has shit his pants!!" I hear grown men laugh in constipated smugness and digestive superiority.

John Waters

#5. You long legged little fucker. I've always got to get your little pussy down here where I can get to it,

Scott Hildreth

#6. Announcin' your plans is a good way to hear god laugh.

Al Swearengen

#7. All day long I hear nothing but what an exasperating child I am, and although I laugh it off and pretend not to mind, I wish I could ask God to give me another personality, one that doesn't antagonize everyone.

Anne Frank

#8. I myself love to read those Victorian novels which go on and on, and you don't read them in one sitting. You might read one over the course of a summer, but that isn't what I want to write.

Joan Didion

#9. There have been man-on-the-street interviews for years, but insulting people is not that funny to me.

Billy Eichner

#10. Only when I found myself sitting in front of you did I realize that my wish was only half fulfilled and that my sole aim was to sit next to you.

Hermann Hesse