I Hate Monday Quotes

#1. Women are better at keeping secrets, but men are more comfortable with them.

Stephen King

#2. I try to get to the beach every day. It brings sanity to my life. I'll just sit and read a book and enjoy the quiet.

Audrina Patridge

#3. I hate Sunday, I can't wait for Monday so I can go back to work again.

Ingrid Bergman

#4. I was so tired. I just wanted to curl up with someone, anyone, even him, and sleep until work on Monday. I wanted to feel someone's, anyone's, hands on me, even if it was in that way I hate, the fingers all over my face and jaw.

Alexandra Kleeman

#5. The way he hated Sundays because they were always followed by a Monday, and a job that you hate will always destroy a Sunday.

Carolyn T. Dingman

#6. Arguing with one's self is beneficial.
Out of all the million voices in my head screaming for your death, you're lucky I heeded the one that wants to spare you this time.

Anonymous

#7. I would sooner have bowel surgery in the woods with a stick.

Bill Bryson

#8. I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.

John Waters

#9. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

#10. Work isn't really work for me. I hate to tell you this, but I've never liked the weekend in my life. I was enthusiastic about Monday morning from the day I left college.

John Kluge

#11. We have a toxic ideology, hopefully very small, within Islam; certainly most people, most Muslims, don't agree with this violent, jihadist approach.

Jeff Sessions

#12. I think most kids have a sense that it's not supposed to be this way. You're not supposed to hate Monday, or be happy when you don't have to go to school. School should be something that you love. Life should be something that you love.

Charles Eisenstein

#13. Men, however distinguished by external accidents or intrinsick qualities, have all the same wants, the same pains, and, as far as the senses are consulted, the same pleasures.

Samuel Johnson

#14. True freedom starts with absolute honesty. The moment you call a problem by its real name, you're already learning how to make it less harmful.

Martha Beck

#15. I hate recording all the shows for the week in one day, because I want to be able to mention current events and pop culture. If Madonna punches Britney in the face today, I want to reference that on 'Wine Library TV' tomorrow. Monday's episode is always the best, because it's hot off the press.

Gary Vaynerchuk

#16. Jesper could never tell how much of what Kaz got away with was smarts and planning and how much was dumb luck.

Leigh Bardugo

#17. Early on in my life I comprehended that death is the most tragic event in our life. Events of early Monday July 14, 1958 [Coup in Iraq] had convinced me that hate is the most destructive force in our life.

Ala Bashir

#18. So what am I willing to do? Do my work heartily, unto the Lord. There is no higher accountability in life than to do something for God. So that's kind of how I operate.

Mark Richt

#19. Success is often nothing more than moving from one failure to another with undiminished enthusiasm.

Winston Churchill

#20. Where's Vanessa?

Julie Ann Walker

#21. When you work as actors in this business, you spend a lot of time apart. That's why a lot of marriages fail. It's not because of Hollywood, it's because you don't spend time together.

Boris Kodjoe

#22. Today again I am hardly myself. It happens over and over.

Mary Oliver