Top 9 I Hate History Subject Quotes
			
		    
            
                    
		    
                #2. I was on the verge of crying with grief at still being alive.
                Knut Hamsun
							 
            
            
		    
                #3. [I]t's guilty of the very thing that makes kids hate history as a subject when it's taught badly: The Da Vinci Code makes the past feel like a dull, grainy, faraway thing, instead of something vibrant and alive.
                Stephanie Zacharek
							 
            
            
		    
                #4. People with no upper-body strength, who read poetry. These are my people.
                Caitlin Moran
							 
            
                    
		    
                #5. Langdon turned to Sophie. "Who is that? What ... happened?"
Teabing hobbled over. "You were rescued by a knight brandishing an Excalibur made by Acme Orthopedic.
                Dan Brown
							 
            
            
		    
                #6. Gods take whoever designed this crawlspace and jam them inside a sardine can. Then put that sardine can inside a pill box and shoot both into a black hole. Ugh, and I am having a very long discussion with Orn and his habit of throwing old candy sticks through the grates!
                Sabrina Zbasnik
							 
            
            
		    
                #7. They were tricky, those demons. Could they be trusted? Of course they could be trusted. She'd created them. She owned them. They wouldn't lead her astray.
                Rachel Cohn
							 
            
            
		    
                #8. I have never seen so much male hotness in one place in my entire life," Rach rasps. "I fucking love America.
                Siobhan Davis
							 
            
                    
		    
                #9. It is always allowable to ask for artichoke jelly with your boiled venison; however there are houses where this is not supplied.
                Lewis Carroll