I Buy Myself Flowers Quotes

#1. We went to buy you two flowers, but neither of us thought j just one bouquet would do it.

Jamie McGuire

#2. You must thank the gods for art, those of us who have been fortunate enough to stumble onto this means of venting our craziness, our meanness, our towering disgust.

Robert Crumb

#3. She didn't think she'd ever shown enough gratitude for the quick wits of the people she worked with, and if the evening ever ended, which it showed no signs of doing, she would rectify that. She would buy them all flowers or whisky and write a card thanking them for being so clever.

Nick Hornby

#4. I abhor a hoe. I am fond of flowers but not of dirt, and had rather buy them than cultivate them.

Lyman Abbott

#5. It is perfectly legitimate to write novels which are essentially prose poems, but in the end, I think, a novel is like a car, and if you buy a car and grow flowers in it, you're forgetting that the car is designed to take you somewhere else.

Robert Harris

#6. You act like you're invincible, but I know deep down you want someone to hold your hand and buy you flowers and look you in the eye and tell you you're his soul mate. You want someone who will love every piece of you, even the pieces you can't love yourself.

Amy Reed

#7. Sometimes I buy my wife flowers.

Bill Cosby

#8. And I no longer ask for all the solitude in the world, but for time.

Roberto Bolano

#9. Flowers are one of the few things we buy, bring home, watch die, and we don't ask for our money back.

George Carlin

#10. You want flowers, I'll buy your ass a rose,
But later on you're comin' out them pantyhose.

Too $hort

#11. When healthy people fall in love, they buy a bunch of flowers or an engagement ring and go and Do Something About It. When poets fall in love, they make a list of their loved one's body parts and attach similes to them.

Mark Forsyth

#12. People don't tell others when they lose interest, just like they don't tell others when they love them. And then they wonder why they are so unhappy.

Donna Lynn Hope

#13. ...any guy can buy you flowers, but the one who buys you hemorrhoid cream must really, really love you.

Risa Green

#14. The sage wears clothes of coarse cloth but carries jewels in his bosom; He knows himself but does not display himself; He loves himself but does not hold himself in high esteem.

Laozi

#15. She lays the book face down on her chest. Already her bedroom (no, their bedroom) feels more densely inhabited, more actual, because a character named Mrs. Dalloway is on her way to buy flowers.

Michael Cunningham

#16. I'm a romantic, and I like guys to bring flowers and buy some gifts - not expensive things, just romantic things.

Bai Ling

#17. You can be talented as a wolf is breathtakingly fierce ... silver and gray, like smoke in the trees - but what do you do with terrible beauty? ...

John Geddes

#18. If anyone else comes after your friends, you know what you have to do. Crush them. Make them an example that no one will forget. Hellequin's turned into a nursery rhyme to be told to naughty children - you need to make sure it's the adults who start checking under the bed.

Steve McHugh

#19. It's important when you're married not to forget those things you used to do when you were trying to get her to marry you. You can't send flowers and buy gifts then, when you're married, say, 'Right, get my tea on'. That doesn't go down well. So you've got to keep that level of interest going.

David Walliams

#20. FINANCIAL TIP
For guys
buying the stupid flowers when you're supposed to will be way cheaper than what you'll have to buy and do to make up for it if you forget.

Jill Conner Browne

#21. I'm a hopeless romantic, and very much the person in a relationship to go: If things are going well, I'll buy the flowers, remember the dates of things, plan fun nights out.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

#22. Now let you and me buy wine today! Why say we have not the price? My horse spotted with five flowers, My fur-coat worth a thousand pieces of gold, These I will take out, and call my boy To barter them for sweet wine. And with you twain, let me forget The sorrow of ten thousand ages!

Li Bai

#23. Don't believe a man will give you the world if he doesn't even buy you flowers.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#24. 'Tiempos del Mundo' is insignificant as far as the newspaper market is concerned here in Buenos Aires.

Pepe Eliaschev

#25. I learned another rule, men don't buy men flowers

Dora Okeyo

#26. The lack of alternatives to an illegal action does not legitimise that action.

Zadie Smith

#27. I did not raise my son, Sam, to celebrate Mother's Day. I didn't want him to feel some obligation to buy me pricey lunches or flowers, some annual display of gratitude that you have to grit your teeth and endure.

Anne Lamott

#28. To speak truth, reader, there is no excellent beauty, no accomplished grace, no refinement, without strength as excellent, as complete, as trustworthy.

Charlotte Bronte

#29. I've often been given the career advice to not wear too many hats, which, of course, has just encouraged me to wear other hats, such as being a writer, being a curator, or just doing anything outside of the definition of an artist.

Matthew Brannon

#30. When in doubt, I always, always buy clear vases. You really can't go wrong with minimalist clear vases, especially when you're sending someone flowers. The flowers are the star of the show and need to shine!

Khloe Kardashian

#31. I couldn't help but buy them flowers, the most precious that money could ever buy!

Avijeet Das

#32. One can even buy a so-called Religion,
which is really but common morality sanctified with flowers and music. Rob the Church of her accessories and what remains behind?

Okakura Kakuzo

#33. I never met a hopeful Christian who didn't read their Bible.

Alistair Begg

#34. Except with their life mate. I'd convinced myself those women possessed a secret love potion they weren't sharing with the general public - one that tamed the primitive ways of a Shifter and made them do romantic things like buy flowers and rub their woman's feet with scented oils.

Dannika Dark

#35. Mrs. Dalloway said she would buy the flowers herself.

Virginia Woolf

#36. If you're a guy, you should get girls flowers all the time. They never get old and you can never get them enough. I'm never disappointed when I get flowers. I always thought guys who don't buy women flowers are such fools. All it takes is one. A little goes a long way with flowers.

Alison Brie