Humorous Wise Sayings

#1. But at home he was our humorous, kind, and wise Dad. He loved reading, and he loved including the whole family in his discoveries. He

Ji-li Jiang

#2. Life is a series of shallow breaths. And in any breath, everything can change.

Kate Kae Myers

#3. Never fear because Triple H is here.

Triple H

#4. If a man can save himself, there is no need for a Saviour.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#5. Not everything that is seen is visible.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#6. The imagination is man's power over nature.

Wallace Stevens

#7. Change does not take place in a vacuum.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#8. Darkness is necessary for evolvement.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#9. I brooded over it. If it had been any other dream, I would have ignored it. But it was one of those dreams. One of those purple dreams. One of those dreams that had an unusual tendency to come true.

Erica Sehyun Song

#10. The world is made up of words.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#11. Is the any model like morality?

Lailah Gifty Akita

#12. The United States has a system of taxation by confession

Hugo Black

#13. Weakness is weaker when discovered by others.

Mita Jain

#14. A word to the wise an't nesisary its the stupid ones who need the edvise.

Eliga H. Gould

#15. A fool will study for twenty or thirty years and learn how to do something, but a wise man will study for twenty or thirty minutes and become an expert. In this world, it isn't ability that counts, but authority.

Barry Hughart

#16. Half the world does not know the joy of wearing cotton underwear.

Phil Gramm

#17. The most colossal display of wise, inspiring,
and humorous metaphors ever exhibited in one place.

Richard Lederer

#18. You don't hear what I hear.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#19. I'm better at being a lawyer than I am at being a writer.

David Shapiro

#20. Where in the Bible are we told in one verse not to do a thing and in the next to do it?

'Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him.' Prov. xxvi. 4.

'Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit.' Prov. xxvi. 5.

Samuel Grant Oliphant

#21. Is there any thinking animal like man?

Lailah Gifty Akita