Top 15 Humorous Political Quotes

#1. Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is just operating on a smaller scale and lacks the advantage of having made enormous soft-money campaign contributions to political candidates.

P. J. O'Rourke

#2. I am committed to curbing the influence of money in our political system.

William J. Clinton

#3. I read and learned and fretted more about Canada after I left than I ever did while I was home. I absorbed anything I could on topics that ranged from Folklore to history to political mainifestos ... I ranted and raved and seethed about things beyond my control. In short I acted like a Canadian.

Will Ferguson

#4. Always stay true to yourself no matter what and be careful who you TRUST.

Me

#5. Our walking is not a means to an end. We walk for the sake of walking.

Nhat Hanh

#6. Subversive, ethical, ecological, political, humorous ... this is how I see my duty as a designer.

Philippe Starck

#7. Thought takes man out of servitude, into freedom.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

#8. I, cruel to Marks? I'm the one you should worry about. After a conversation with her, I usually walk away with my entrails dragging behind me.

Lisa Kleypas

#9. Do we always grind through the present, doomed to throw a gold haze of fond retrospect over the past?

Sylvia Plath

#10. The feeling of your baby taking nourishment from your body for the first time is amazing, and it remains the most touching moment of my life.

Laura Schlessinger

#11. A comedian is better than a politician; at least there is no doubt.

Bangambiki Habyarimana

#12. If she asks, just tell her I'm yours.

Tabatha Vargo

#13. Children are nothing but a problem people create and then congratulate themselves on solving.

Curtis Sittenfeld

#14. They were Republicans, Nixon Republicans, and so didn't subscribe to the notion that laws are supposed to apply to all people equally.

Bill Bryson

#15. I would rather write a book without a title if my true friend chooses to live in a million dollar home in London and acts foreign.

Duop Chak Wuol

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