Humorous Monday Quotes

#1. The theatre and traveling through my modeling jobs, all of those experiences have helped a lot actually.

Alexis Bledel

#2. Death is around every street corner, and some corners are sharper than others.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#3. We need to hear the excuses men make to themselves for their worthlessness.

Margaret Fuller

#4. There are some people, who place enormous value on their home and feel that it defines them, that a stain on the carpet is a personal defilement. There are others, and I think I am one of them, who are entirely indifferent to where they live.

J.G. Ballard

#5. Everyone gets lucky once in a while, but no one is consistently lucky.

Doyle Brunson

#6. Maybe I should have got some chili-slaw dogs from Shorty's. Everybody loves those."
"Buddy," Lars said, dropping his shoes to the deck with a thump, "sit yourself down and stop fussing. You're reminding me of my Aunt Glynna with all this temperature takin' and foil tuckin'. This food is fine.

Mary Jane Hathaway

#7. My best days are Monday through Friday, and Saturday and Sunday."
"Ian," Wesley noted, "that covers the whole week."
Ian nods his head. "Pretty much.

Carroll Bryant

#8. Everything that drowned me taught me how to swim.

Jenim Dibie

#9. Of the five House Calendars, the Private Calendar is the one to which all Private Bills are referred. Private Bills deal with specific individuals, corporations, institutions, and so forth, as distinguished from public bills which deal with classes only.

Howard Coble

#10. So. Monday. We meet again.
We will never be friends - but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.

Julio Alexi Genao

#11. I can't fight pirates without coffee.

James S.A. Corey