Humorous Golf Sayings

#1. The pressures of business relationships: so I tell the guy I usually have my tea time at 10 o'clock every morning. He calls me at noon (very upset) because I didn't meet him on the golf course.

Eric Christopher Jackson

#2. Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, "And let there be aluminum siding." Climbing a tree to talk to God sounds like a better idea since only God can make a tree. And if that tree's on a golf course, all the better.

Tim Allen

#3. Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.

Bob Hope

#4. The less men are fettered by tradition, the greater becomes the inward activity of their motives, and greater again in proportion to their outer restlessness.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#5. Man has no nature; what he has is history.

Steven Pinker

#6. It wasn't that I wanted to be an artist. But when I took my first drawing class with the painter Doug Ohlson, I could never finish a drawing.

Lynne Tillman

#7. I say the American Medical Association ought to get the hell off the golf course and answer this question ...

Dave Barry

#8. And whatever my weight, I've always been skinny from the waist up.

Joely Richardson

#9. The political Greeders mindset wastes resources that could transform the future of tens of millions of people and the destinies of the countries.
We need to rethink Leadership and politics.

Tony Dovale

#10. Everything has what is innate,everything has what is necessary.

Zhuangzi

#11. We all possess exactly what we need to be our greatest selves ...

Usher