Humorous Delegation Quotes

#1. A team of British lawyers has now concluded that the Declaration of Independence was illegal, and the American colonies had no right to secede from England. Well, you thought our court system was backed up.

Jay Leno

#2. I have a feeling I'm falling on rare occasions but most of the time I have my feet on the ground I can't help it if the ground itself is falling.

Lawrence Ferlinghetti

#3. So there are things stacked against us," I said. "What else is new?

Jim Butcher

#4. Life doesn't give you promises, baby. I can't either but we'll do the best we can.

Kristen Ashley

#5. I remained completely conscious of Jeremiah. He smelled good. He looked good. He sounded good. And when he ran his tongue across the salt on that place between his index finger and his thumb, I wanted to be that little spot. -from chapter Lick, Drink, Suck!, The Boots My Mother Gave Me

Brooklyn James

#6. Leadership is Idealism in Action.

Sathya Sai Baba

#7. Love prides itself not only in the one who loves, but also in the beloved.

Khalil Gibran

#8. Once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her.

John Vanbrugh

#9. They'd already taken her from me once. I didn't want to lose her again.

Lauren Oliver

#10. Instead of suffering fruitlessly through your trials, be sure to keep your eyes fixed on your heavenly Father who has good purposes in all you experience. Check yourself for sin that has not been dealt with. Lean on the grace and goodness of God, and you will find relief.

Joe Thorn

#11. My child, a true-confession story should never be tarnished by any taint of truth.

Robert A. Heinlein