Humorous Christmas Cards Quotes

#1. It is offensive to tell a lady when she is expressing her amazement at your skill, that she is altogether mistaken and rather foolish in her amazement.

George Eliot

#2. Just because I see dead people doesn't mean I want to be dead people.

Darynda Jones

#3. No, I tried to use Lissie. But apparently you're more pigheaded than I gave you credit for. I thought for sure that would do it. Instead, it backfired on me, and you agreed to go to the dance with ... someone else.

Kimberly Derting

#4. Oft times, we must fight a battle, if only to learn to lay down our arms.

Shaman Elizabeth Herrera

#5. Not, how much of my money will I give to God, but, how much of God's money will I keep for myself?

John Wesley

#6. The vote on the Peacekeeper is also a vote on Geneva. Rejecting the Peacekeeper will knock the legs out from under the negotiating table. (On importance of the MX missile)

Ronald Reagan

#7. I'm looking forward to the time when we all look like Polynesians.

Henry Louis Gates

#8. Vocabularian (n.) One who pays too much attention to words. In the past I have been accused by various parties of paying too much attention to words. Which is true, I suppose; but what else do I have to pay attention to? Vomiturient

Ammon Shea

#9. There is danger that totalitarian governments, not subject to vigorous popular debate, will underestimate the will and unity of democratic societies where vital interests are concerned.

John F. Kennedy

#10. Intelligence, patriotism, Christianity, and a firm reliance on Him, who has never yet forsaken this favored land, are still competent to adjust, in the best way, all our present difficulty.

Abraham Lincoln

#11. But no, I don't think I'm particularly drawn to the period roles or the medieval roles.

Hugh Dancy