Humor Third Trimester Quotes

#1. Sex is all the enchantment required. Do men find women so enchanting once the sex is taken out? Does anyone find anyone that enchanting unless they have sexual business with them? Who else are you enchanted by? Nobody.

Philip Roth

#2. Though sin abound, God's grace is greater to save.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#3. What you care about is what makes who you are! If you care about peace, this makes you a man!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#4. The difficulty is not that great to die for a friend, the hard part is finding a friend worth dying for.

Henry Home

#5. They were as sublime as the moon and stars above them, and the moon ans stars were as ardent as they.

Thomas Hardy

#6. I don't think anyone is more intrinsically holy. People experience God in many ways; and it seems to me that God does what the rest of us do: He chooses the means that best gets His message across.

Gene Wolfe

#7. I wasn't sure if seeing Abby hurt would ever make me feel anything less than a little crazy, but she didn't need a hotheaded boyfriend. She needed an understanding husband.

Jamie McGuire

#8. Californians are people who insist on growing their own vegetables, but they won't dig up the pretty lawn, won't plant anything for fear of getting dirty, and they use fragrant bath salts from The Body Shop instead of smelly compost.

P. J. O'Rourke

#9. Anytime you make someone laugh or satirize something, it's the best way to change someone's opinion because they're defenseless - they laugh, they listen.

John Waters

#10. All we really have when we pretend to write about the future is the moment in which we are writing. That's why every imagined future obsoletes like an ice cream melting on the way back from the corner store.

William Gibson