Humor Religion Spirituality Quotes

#1. I chose to go to law school because I thought that someday, somehow I'd make a difference.

Christopher Darden

#2. I think it's miraculous that anybody survives themselves.

Robert Downey Jr.

#3. I'm an Igor, thur. We don't athk quethtionth."
"Really? Why not?"
"I don't know, thur. I didn't athk.

Terry Pratchett

#4. One is always greater than hundred because without one there is no hundred

ABC

#5. God sometimes you just don't come through,
Do you need a woman to look after you?

Tori Amos

#6. Do you prefer to be with people who glow with love and compassion or those who burn with anger fueled by religious doctrine or political ideology?

Jeff Rasley

#7. Alan Grant: "There are ... far too many words written. Millions and millions of them pouring from the presses every minute. It's a horrible thought."
The Midget (his nurse): "You sound constipated.

Josephine Tey

#8. Let your life lightly dance on the edges of Time like dew on the tip of a leaf.

-Rabindranath Tagore

Rabindranath Tagore

#9. The fact is that we as a party at the Republican National Committee registered 3.4 million new voters in the past two years and brought them into the political process. The president won by 3.5 million votes.

Ed Gillespie

#10. Courage is just dreams with shoes on.

Reba Riley

#11. Joy, humor, and laughter should be part of everyone's spiritual life. They are gifts from God and help us enjoy creation.

James Martin

#12. You could say she was having difficulty breathing but I doubt they will believe that is CPR. Her

Laurann Dohner

#13. Rumi and Shams bring to our lives the simple truth that we are not alone, that God really does care. And God's joyous love for each of us is rivaled only by Her divine sense of humor.

Jamila Hammad

#14. Mama raised a hellraiser why cry, That's just life in the ghetto, do or die.

Tupac Shakur

#15. Whatever you like, my fairest princess of duchesses of the queendom." "That doesn't make any sense." He raises an eyebrow. "Have we met?" I

Jessica Park

#16. I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humor in God and in religion and in spirituality.

Amber Tamblyn

#17. No REGRETS. Just LESSONS learned, BLESSINGS recognized and HUMOR found.

Tanya Masse

#18. But why have you dear English Jew whose forefathers fought to enter the country of Johnny Mill, the Stuart with a little heart, saunter in Haridwar, no pubs or fish and chips' counters here, only Ganga-Jal, -the holy ale- Quaff it for the spirit and carry it to the banks of Thames in a holy grail.

Aporva Kala