Humor Redneck Quotes

#1. It's partly the Southernization of America, in that the Southern working-class version of redneck is becoming the national version, and it's good-natured, it has humor and, in some ways, it's a performance.

Robert Charles Wilson

#2. Well, fella, as much as I'd like to stick something up your ass, it ain't gonna be my finger or anything else on my body - sorry to disappoint.

A. Violet End

#3. If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy

#4. He was a moth to her flame, a marshmallow to her campfire, a redneck to her bottle rocket ...

Nine Naughty Novelists

#5. You think all I can do is frog legs? I got Legs on my mind, alright, but yours. I'll do whatever it takes the save the ass on top of 'em and everything else, you hear me?

A. Violet End

#6. If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy

#7. I had a dream that I lost my teeth and when I woke up they were all still in my mouth, thank God that I am not a Hill Billy after all.

Starley Ard