Humor Prisoners Quotes

#1. You can see the computer age everywhere but in the productivity statistics.

Robert Solow

#2. Jace shook his blond head in exasperation.
You had to make a crazy jail friend, didn't you? You couldn't just count ceiling tiles or tame a pet mouse like normal prisoners do?

Cassandra Clare

#3. I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff.

Robert Orben

#4. At hotels, you are an actress. Absolutely. You can do what you want. Go where you want. I love my home too. But I love to arrive in a hotel. They have books, chocolate, food. I put things in the little refrigerator.

Sonia Rykiel

#5. There is nothing like scrubbing toilets for a living to make you question the choices you have made in life.

Raegan Butcher

#6. The More we value things, the less we value ourselves

Bruce Lee

#7. If Jamie had taught me anything over these last few months, she'd shown me that actions - not thoughts or intentions - were the way to judge others.

Nicholas Sparks

#8. Most of the time, we respond to life without taking a moment

Chris Prentiss

#9. If this is the way Queen Victoria treats her prisoners, she doesn't deserve to have any.

Oscar Wilde

#10. A man should not be a silkworm; nor a nation a tent of caterpillars.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#11. It was a state of aloneness. It was the kind of place that started shooting political prisoners because it suspected that they would enjoy solitary confinement and internal exile too much.

Will Wiles

#12. I just came this morning and haven't been debriefed yet about the status of our latest prisoners. As a matter of fact, I'd barely stepped inside,

Elle Aycart

#13. To be a great actor, you really don't need to go to acting school or learn dance classes or work on your body. You have to be intelligent. You have to draw on a lot of emotions that you go through in life that you can tap into once you work on a set.

Ranbir Kapoor

#14. I want to be a good creature for reasons beyond sharing a life with a good man.

Chris Adrian

#15. Prison is like high school with knives.

Raegan Butcher

#16. Bad breath and butt smell; that is prison, in a nutshell.

Raegan Butcher

#17. Every word about the God-breathed character of Scripture is meaningless if Holy Scripture is not understood as the witness concerning Christ.

G. C. Berkouwer

#18. The day of my arrest I was first put in a room where there were already several other prisoners, most of them Arabs. They laughed when they saw me. Then they asked what I was in for. I said I'd killed an Arab and they were all silent

Albert Camus

#19. Amnesty International should list all daughters as prisoners of war.

Paula Wall

#20. He missed an invaluable opportunity to hold his tongue.

Andrew Lang