Humor Miracles Quotes

#1. You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!

Jim Butcher

#2. I do not want chemistry to degenerate into a religion; I do not want the chemist to believe in the existence of atoms as the Christian believes in the existence of Christ in the communion wafer.

Marcellin Berthelot

#3. A three-day-old baby is a saint?'
Willibald flapped his hands. 'Miracles happen, lord,' he said, 'they really do. They say little Rumwold sang God's praises whenever he suckled.'
'I feel much the same when I get hild of a tit,' I said, 'so does that make me a saint?

Bernard Cornwell

#4. The combination of ammonia and chloride can be lethal but I've discovered it can work miracles as long as you keep telling yourself, I want to love, I want to live ...

David Sedaris

#5. If you don't leave room for the unexpected to express itself in your life, you close yourself off from the possibility of miracles.

Robert Stikmanz

#6. There are no miracles on Mondays.

Amy Neftzger

#7. [Jem] looked from Will to Tessa and raised his silvery eyebrows. "A miracle," he said. "You got him to speak."
"Just to shout at me, really," said Tessa. "Not quite loaves and fishes.

Cassandra Clare

#8. Ghetto humor is the social twin of fantasy; together they sustain the powerless, who accomplish miracles through illusion.

Sheila Ballantyne

#9. Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Lemony Snicket