Humor Existing Life Death Quotes

#1. Things were weird enough without needing to ride around in a van with a bunch of naked, somewhat geeky college students.

Jim Butcher

#2. I happen to have a certain fondness for existing
soda wouldn't have that lovely fizzy feeling if you were dead. Think of all the things you would miss: Cartoons, music, movies, video games, music, art, fingernail growth, sex ... well, perhaps not sex, depending on how weird your mortician is.

Jhonen Vasquez

#3. So that's what I'm here to become. And suddenly, this word fills me with a brand of sadness I haven't felt since childhood. The kind of sadness you feel at the end of summer. When the fireflies are gone, the ponds have dried up and the plants are wilted, weary from being so green.

Augusten Burroughs

#4. The boor covers himself, the rich man or the fool adorns himself, and the elegant man gets dressed.

Honore De Balzac

#5. eldest." Esau replied, "See, I am nearly dead now! So of what

Henry A. Sherman

#6. You need to be different and stand out. You need to have a message. For me, it didn't come easily. The best advice I was ever given, though, is go away and write 100 songs. You need to find the music that's you.

Jess Glynne

#7. All hatred of others is a reflection of self-hatred. All love of others is a reflection of self-love.

Alan Cohen

#8. The cleverest of all the devils is Opportunity.

Christoph Martin Wieland

#9. You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.

Kinky Friedman

#10. Listen to anything and take it apart again. Spectrum analysis, in my head. I can break down chords, and timbres, and words too into all the basic frequencies and harmonics, with all their different loudnesses, and listen to them, each pure tone, but all at once.

Thomas Pynchon

#11. Fresh food is a luxury everyone can afford.

David Moyer

#12. A whole life can be shaped by an old trauma, remembered or not.

Lenore Terr

#13. I don't like any category; categories are not my favorite subject. They're too confining.

Paul Horn

#14. Love is a choice and not just a fleeing feeling.

Tina Sequeira

#15. I feel like I'm on cloud nine right now.

Nik Wallenda