Hula Hoop Funny Quotes

#1. I wouldn't have expected an audience of ours to burn down our equipment.

Paul Kantner

#2. A program that saves young people produces more welfare than one that saves old people.

Cass Sunstein

#3. What do I want?" His arms caged her on either side, his body pressing hot and hard against hers. "You, Aiwattsi. Only you.

Victoria Vane

#4. I think when I'm in love, I really am very good with calling, little faxes, and visiting and I really put a lot of effort into it. I'm really not the one that's not available because of work and I'm very sad when I actually leave.

Franka Potente

#5. When I was a kid I used to hate getting picked for team sports. It would be the fit and sporty guys over there. And me and the fat kids over here. Those kids were fat! One girl had to be cut out a hula hoop.

Alan Carr

#6. We live in a box of space and time. Movies are windows in its walls. They allow us to enter other minds, not simply in the sense of identifying with the characters, although that is an important part of it, but by seeing the world as another person sees it.

Roger Ebert

#7. The philosopher says
I am, and the church scouts his philosophy. She answers:
No! you are NOT, you have no existence of your own. You were and are and ever will be only a part of the supreme I AM, of which the church is the emblem.

Henry Adams

#8. Wendy, Wendy, when you are sleeping in your silly bed you might be flying about with me saying funny things to the stars.

J.M. Barrie

#9. You know, it's one thing about intellectuals, they prove that you can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what's going on.

Woody Allen

#10. You haven't even Fucking watched one piece. you're such a ignorant cunt. watch one piece. Watch it then judge, hate or whatever.

Batuhan Ibal

#11. Drat! She'd invaded his hula hoop.

Virginia Smith

#12. When I gave up my office job and became a full-time professional photographer, my fortunes certainly improved markedly. We moved away from the council estate into our own house and for the first time in my life, I had a little spare money.

Derek Ridgers

#13. Americans, unhappily, have the most remarkable ability to alchemize all bitter truths into an innocuous but piquant confection and to transform their moral contradictions, or public discussion of such contradictions, into a proud decoration, such as are given for heroism on the battle field.

James A. Baldwin

#14. The conception of each star was at the point of no return; of a desperate soul struggling to master the winds!

C. JoyBell C.

#15. Education aims to change what you know. Training aims to change who you are.

Eric Greitens

#16. I mean, I find things that happened in real life to be the funniest - things that you observe instead of crazy abstract things, you know.

Jonah Hill