Funny Hula Hoop Quotes

#1. We may never become accustomed to untrue and unjust criticism of us but we ought not to be immobilized by it.

Neal A. Maxwell

#2. Grandma was wearing a blond Marilyn Monroe wig, a hot pink tank top, black Pilates pants, and black kitten heels. She looked like the senior version of an inflatable sex toy doll that needed more air.

Janet Evanovich

#3. Everyone's their own nation, with their own blog. Because everybody has something important to say; everybody's putting out press releases on what they ate for breakfast. It's the era of self-importance.

Tom Rachman

#4. He who speaks ill of an absent friend, or fails to take his part if attacked by another, that man is a scoundrel.

Horace

#5. Drat! She'd invaded his hula hoop.

Virginia Smith

#6. To be proven wrong should be celebrated, for it is elevating someone to a new level of understanding, furthering awareness.

Peter Joseph

#7. The Gospel purifies and renews: it bears fruit wherever the community of believers hears and welcomes the grace of God in truth and lives in charity. This is my faith; this is my joy.

Pope Benedict XVI

#8. I want God to be first in my life, so I'm putting Him first in my life today.

Elizabeth George

#9. When I was a kid I used to hate getting picked for team sports. It would be the fit and sporty guys over there. And me and the fat kids over here. Those kids were fat! One girl had to be cut out a hula hoop.

Alan Carr

#10. I'm a multi-tasker. I was down with that stuff before they invented the term.

Chuck D

#11. Always attack. Even in defense, attack. The attacking arm possesses the
initiative and thus commands the action. To attack makes men brave; to defend
makes them timorous.

Steven Pressfield

#12. Dear Friend, Just a line to show that I am alive & kicking and going grand. It's a treat.

Carl Sagan

#13. Most of American life consists of driving somewhere and then returning home, wondering why the hell you went.

John Updike

#14. I'm very proud of 'The Words' and all the cast. I think Lee Sternthal and Brian Klugman are like new directors, and I really believe in them, and they're gonna rock everything.

Nora Arnezeder

#15. But when I look at this farm I keep thinking it's not whether I have the guts to go but if I have the guts to stay.

Steven Herrick

#16. Love and pride will never dwell together, never ! Do not fool yourself, God and the devil will never share the same space. Therefore, drop your pride and experience love.

Khuliso Mamathoni

#17. Peter of Jerusalem told his followers that they should be prepared to give an account (logos) of the hope that is in them (I Pt 3: 15). The logos that Peter referred to is, in the final instance, a Person, the eternal Word of God, the ultimate explanation of our life, our movement, and our being.

Francis George