Howie Carr Quotes

#1. Has there ever been anybody, real or fictional, whiter than Betty Crocker?

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#2. You must understand printing lies about Republican candidates is OK. It's called vetting. Printing the truth about liberals - that's called 'swift-boating'.

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#3. How many beers do y'all think it takes before one internationally scientist turns to another and says, 'Dude, bet you twenty bucks I can levitate a frog with a magnet?' ' Sam drawled.

Robyn Schneider

#4. As an American citizen, I'm not asking for any special treatment - the only thing I ask and want is to be treated just like an Illegal Alien.

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#5. Why be bothered with other people's set-ups? it only leads to torture.

Bob Dylan

#6. Not only should the Indonesian people believe in God, but every Indonesian should believe in his own God.

Sukarno

#7. There have been discussions of doing 'The Demon Cycle' on both large and small screen scale, and while there is no project currently in development, I think the series has both the big imagery and complex character development to have legs either as a TV series or film franchise.

Peter V. Brett

#8. N equally basic passion of mine ab initio was for myth (not allegory!) and for fairy-story, and above all for heroic legend on the brink of fairy-tale and history, of which there is far too little in the world (accessible to me) for my appetite ...

J.R.R. Tolkien

#9. Which of the following two groups contains the most former grand dragons of the Ku Klux Klan - the first 59 Tea Party people you run into this morning, or the U.S. Senate Democratic caucus?

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#10. Michelle Obama - they don't call her Mooch-elle for nothing.

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#11. In the end, that's what it comes down to with Mitt Romney. He's running as the non-Barack Obama.

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#12. Reporters used to be blue-collar; at the Globe now, it's practically required that you have a trust fund.

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#13. An armed society is a free society.

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#14. Seriously, if it ever was in question, Layne knew for certain in that moment Jasper was definitely his son.

Kristen Ashley

#15. Anyone who doesn't think the welfare-industrial complex is trying to increase dependency isn't paying attention.

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#16. Barack Obama is like the old joke about boats. The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it.

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#17. Freedom means the right to be stupid.

Penn Jillette

#18. I think among the retired FBI agents there are some who would not like to see him come back, but I think the people running the FBI now are interested in catching him.

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#19. Passion gives me emotional strength ... Passion means power!

Sanjay Dutt

#20. Joe Biden was first elected to the Senate in 1972 at age 30. Somewhere around 1992, he should have had to go out and get a real job.

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#21. You look at the descriptions of Whitey by law enforcement during his early years, and they sum him up pretty well. He was the same guy 40 years later; he just had $40 million more, and had committed 40 more murders.

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#22. When I see young men and old women come out of the closet and face being called faggots and dykes and pariahs and betrayers of the family dream, then I am honored to be gay because I belong to a people who are proud.

Arnie Kantrowitz

#23. The Pact of Munich is signed. Czechoslovakia as a power is out.

Alfred Jodl

#24. The higher someone's profile, the easier it is for a defendant to trade him up to the feds. Mr. Big is always a better catch than Mr. Small.

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#25. The landscape thinks itself in me and I am its consciousness.

Paul Cezanne

#26. The only problem I have with American money is that it's all kind of the same color, so I'm always having to look. Whereas with Australian money, you have purple, blue, yellow ... We keep it nice and simple.

Emily Browning

#27. You know the green grifters have no argument when they start raising the 'no blood for oil' cry on the blogs. Excuse me, if Obama's make-sure-your-tires-are-properly-inflated administration would simply allow more energy production here in the U.S., that wouldn't be a problem very long, would it?

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#28. But the indisputable fact is, a huge percentage of Obama's voters are basically wards of the state. There are millions of them, and they have no intention of voting for anyone who might want them to ever go out and work for a living - 'no matter what.'

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#29. The reality is that when you visit Italy, you'll be hijacked by relatives of all sorts; the entire family tree is waiting to meet you. [A hyphenated Italian's risk]

Ivanka Di Felice

#30. And in that moment I experience a revelation.
I realize now that it was a painful sense that the world is purposeless, the lazy fruit of a misunderstanding, but in that moment I was able to translate what I felt only as: God does not exist.

Umberto Eco

#31. Advent, this powerful liturgical season that we are beginning, invites us to pause in silence to understand a presence. It is an invitation to understand that the individual events of the day are hints that God is giving us, signs of the attention he has for each one of us.

Pope Benedict XVI

#32. After all these years, it's still amazing what Obama is allowed to get away with. He says low gas prices in 2009 were caused by a terrible economy, but then claims that the lower number of illegal aliens crossing the border is because of his border policies, not the same lousy economy.

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#33. About 25 years ago, I started out as a reporter covering politics. And that sort of just evolved into organized crime, because organized crime and politics were the same thing in Boston.

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#34. I used to think Cape Wind was a great idea. That was when Ted Kennedy was alive and railing about how he might spill his Chivas if he had to keep maneuvering the Mya around all those noisy seagull-murdering wind turbines. Anything Ted Kennedy was against, I was for.

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