How I Met Your Mother S08e01 Quotes

#1. January 21: Marilyn returns to New York and visits Lee Strasberg.

Carl Rollyson

#2. If you must mount the gallows, give a jest to the crowd, a coin the hangman, and make the drop with a smile on your lips.

Robert Jordan

#3. If you improve your education system, there's no telling what kind of businesses you'll be able to attract.

Shelley Berkley

#4. I remember hearing that the spirit was always next to you, so I would always make room in my bed for the spirit ... I'd make room for the teddy bears, Jesus and me. And then I'd wake up in the morning, and I'd squashed 'em all.

Michael Fassbender

#5. It's always a pleasure to find something that matters.

Don Cornelius

#6. She heard him mutter, 'Can you take away this grief?'
'I'm sorry,' she replied. 'Everyone asks me. And I would not do so even if I knew how. It belongs to you. Only time and tears take away grief; that is what they are for.

Terry Pratchett

#7. To say the word Romanticism is to say modern art - that is, intimacy, spirituality, color, aspiration towards the infinite, expressed by every means available to the arts.

Charles Baudelaire

#8. I guess people wonder if I'm the same on camera as I am off, and I'm pretty much the same, I really am. But that's always asked of me.

Regis Philbin

#9. Usually the term phobia refers to the psychological fear of the human mind from something that poses a threat. But when a species starts using the term fear against a biological portion of itself, there is nothing more demeaning than this.

Abhijit Naskar

#10. I pay attention to the actors and stuff, but not even that much. I don't pay attention to who's writing.

Jason Mewes