How I Met Your Mother Barney Quotes

#1. Twenty years is, after all, a long time. We are not the same people we were. Old friends, lovers, even family members: they are strangers who happen to wear a familiar face. We have no right to claim to know anyone after such a distance.

Graham Joyce

#2. In a well governed state, there are few punishments, not because there are many pardons, but because criminals are rare; it is when a state is in decay that the multitude of crimes is a guarantee of impunity.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau

#3. Not many people give you a vision of what the future will bring.

Will.i.am

#4. The independent films are really where I kind of come from and where I feel comfortable.

Mia Wasikowska

#5. Death can be jolly well inconvenient, if you ask me.

Gail Carriger

#6. There's no room for pride, not in a slave,
not with the lord and master standing by.

Sophocles

#7. Beethoven for listening; Liszt, Chopin, and Beethoven for playing as well as Bach and Prokofiev and so on. If I kept going, this list would spiral. It's as wide as literature; in fact, it is probably wider.

William Golding

#8. I've stopped wanting to do any work at all. All work is bullshit. Everyone knows that. No matter how many telephones and extensions, no matter how many secretaries, no matter how many names in the rolodex. It's all bullshit.

Irena Klepfisz

#9. I defend the Brazilian people.

Romario

#10. I didn't spend money on nothin'. Besides my daughter, bucket hats, and weed.

Schoolboy Q