Hot Water Heater Quotes

#1. You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to fuck it.

Tina Fey

#2. I stared at the thing, blinking, thinking it would reveal itself to be, I don't know, a hot-water heater or something. Then I realized the monster-shaped shadow was, surprisingly, a monster.

David Wong

#3. I drink too much, way too much; my doctor drew blood he ran a tab!

Rodney Dangerfield

#4. Kitsch of course only comes into existence when we recognize how and why it works.

John Bayley

#5. There are two types of people on social media: people who want more followers, and liars.

Guy Kawasaki

#6. Na razrusha'ya. E'ya razrushost." (Translation): I am not ruined. I am ruination.

Leigh Bardugo

#7. Some people can do one thing magnificently, like Michelangelo, and others make things like semiconductors or build 747 airplanes
that type of work requires legions of people. In order to do things well, that can't be done by one person, you must find extraordinary people.

Steve Jobs

#8. I am almost convinced (quite contrary to opinion I started with) that species are not (it is like confessing a murder) immutable.

Charles Darwin

#9. It is utterly implausible that a mathematical formula should make the future known to us, and those who think it can would once have believed in witchcraft.

Jacob Bernoulli

#10. I didn't want to frighten you. I only tell you now because if you leave, I cannot guarantee your safety even with a guard posted.
Then I'll take extra care myself and rely on the Lord.

Laura Frantz

#11. Deformity of the heart I call
The worst deformity of all;
For what is form, or what is face,
But the soul's index, or its case?

Charles Caleb Colton

#12. Oi, doll, ignore him,' said Sia, using a notebook to fan her face. 'Sweet lord, I'm like a human hot-water bottle wrapped in doona in front of a heater at the moment. And did I tell you about the constant farting?

Gabrielle Tozer

#13. When you hire a plumber because no hot water is coming out of the kitchen sink faucet, you need to go to the water heater, not the faucet.

Joe Wurzelbacher