Hot Pocket Quotes

#1. Could I get a friggin' Hot Pocket around here?

Lorne Michaels

#2. Some people that work for Hot Pockets came to my Denver Paramount Theater show. They brought these hot pocket boxes the size of suit cases for me to sign. I wrote "these are WMD's" on the boxes. The HP people seem to have a good sense of humor about all of it.

Jim Gaffigan

#3. Considering the hot pocket that you run around with.

Kristi Cook

#4. After you eat a Hot Pocket, Everything will taste like rubber for a month!

Jim Gaffigan

#5. There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea.

Jim Gaffigan

#6. I went on a Hot Pocket diet where I ate two Hot Pockets every four hours. I only had the pepperoni pizza flavour. I didn't go anywhere near the cheeseburger macaroni.

Jason Segel

#7. I feel like someone's going to see my hot pocket if the wind blows this thing up a bit."
I snorted. "Gram!

Micalea Smeltzer

#8. I've never eaten a Hot Pocket and then afterwards been, "I'm glad I ate that." I'm always like, "I'm gonna die! I paid for that? Did I eat it or rub it on my face? My back hurts."

Jim Gaffigan

#9. But,instead of what our imagination makes us suppose and which we worthless try to discover,life gives us something that we could hardly imagine.

Marcel Proust

#10. I scowled as loudly as I could.

Patrick Rothfuss

#11. When people talk about the impact of mobile dating, everyone focuses on real-time meeting - this idea that my pocket will vibrate every time a hot girl walks by. That's important. But it's not transformative.

Sam Yagan

#12. I definitely would not need to insure my calves.

David Walton

#13. See that you feel the truths that you speak.

George Whitefield

#14. I'm going to be a happy idiot and struggle for the legal tender.

Jackson Browne

#15. We have the Terminator as governor, and we had an actor as president, so why shouldn't we have a fashion designer as a senator?

Tom Ford

#16. I like to do stuff real and practical and in camera, as much as possible. I like old school filmmaking.

David Ayer

#17. My wife is my first audience. She's a tough lady, so I can't say that I ever scare her. Except, of course, when she sees me the way I look before breakfast.

Dean Koontz

#18. But sometimes, a boat needs to rock; a boat needs to head straight for the heart of a storm and come out on the other side, weather beaten but with flags flying.

Marisa De Los Santos

#19. Being of no party,
I shall offend all parties

George Gordon Byron

#20. If you're being smothered from someone on top of you, you've got to move, if you can't move, you better pray, and then find a pocket of air (this pocket of air will be hot and humid and almost not worth breathing, but it's all you got).

Mark Johnson

#21. Oh, this sounds promising. I guess we should have known two control freaks weren't going to get along.

Jamie McGuire

#22. MUSIC expressed what cannot be said and on which it is IMPOSSEBLE TO BE SILENT.

Victor Hugo

#23. Shaped like a dagger, it had a jagged edge that was stabbing me in the leg. The metal was so hot that it had melted the foam earplugs that I always stowed in my left pocket.

Mark Owen

#24. Much unhappiness has come into the world because of bewilderment and things left unsaid.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#25. When my face is flushed with blood, it becomes red and obscene. It betrays at the same time, through morbid reflexes, a bloody erection and a demanding thirst for indecency and criminal debauchery.

Georges Bataille