Horse Women Quotes

#1. You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see Rex the Wonder Horse. Women look at themselves and think they need to renew their membership at the gym.

Janet Evanovich

#2. Men and women, old and young, married and single, were ranked with horses, sheep, and swine

Frederick Douglass

#3. To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German.

Emperor Charles V

#4. Yes. I think I'll name my next horse Charlotte. She had tits a man could die between."
Teta like to name his horses after special women in his life. I'd noticed how he never mentioned naming a horse after his wife.

Hunter Shea

#5. Don't chase women, they will chase you. They are like horses in a pasture: if you don't go drooling over her, she is going to want to know why.

Piers Morgan

#6. Most women use more brains picking a horse in the third at Belmont than they do picking a husband

Lauren Bacall

#7. Every man has a secret ambition: To outsmart horses, fish and women.

Mark Twain

#8. I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse.

Charles V

#9. Horse crazy girls? Horses don't make girls crazy, horses make girls women

Heidi Furseth

#10. I think I'm the only professional horse rider from the movie industry. Strangely, I've seen no men from the industry at equestrian events. Though I've seen some ladies like Diya Mirza and Lara Dutta at the race course. Women, by the way, make superior horse riders.

Randeep Hooda

#11. I have always loved locomotives passionately. For me they are living creatures and I love them as others love women or horses.

Arthur Honegger

#12. Women can be the most fearful about letting men off the white horse and the most likely to be critical of their vulnerability.

Brene Brown

#13. Ahh, women! I never met one yet that was half as reliable as a horse!

John Wayne

#14. Don't steal nobody's cattle or their women. Treat your horse like your best friend, because sometimes that's all you got. Most important, trust and believe in your guys and always have their back when they need you.

G. Neri

#15. Muslims shared many of the deep-seated characteristics of the Anglo-Saxon elite-an intuitive resentment of culture, an amicable contempt for women, a proclivity for riding about on horses, a pleasure in discipline, and a covert homophilia.

James Cameron

#16. The thing with gymnastics is people don't always know the events. So they'll ask me about the rings, and I'll have to say, 'Women don't do that.' Or they'll use the wrong words, like horse instead of vault. They get confused.

McKayla Maroney

#17. Texas is a fine place for men and dogs, but hell on women and horses.

Molly Ivins

#18. I hate luxury. I exercise moderation ... It will be easy to forget your vision and purpose one you have fine clothes, fast horses and beautiful women. [In which case], you will be no better than a slave, and you will surely lose everything.

Genghis Khan

#19. Part of the loot went for gambling, part for horses, and part for women. The rest I spent foolishly.

George Raft

#20. Edwina always enjoyed a morning ride. Some mornings she rode the horse, and some mornings she rode the groom.

Barbara Taylor Bradford

#21. It's Faster horses, Younger women, Older whiskey and More money.

Tom T. Hall

#22. I became known as Lily Casey, the mustang-breaking, poker-playing, horse-race-winning schoolmarm of Coconino County, and it wasn't half bad to be in place where no one had a problem with a woman having a moniker like that.

Jeannette Walls

#23. Conformation ... but not much else. Breeding, but too small a heart. You saw it everywhere - in men, in horses, and in women.

Beryl Markham

#24. A goodlookin horse is like a goodlookin woman, he said. They're always more trouble than what they're worth. What a man needs is just one that will get the job done.

Cormac McCarthy

#25. You guys on the white horses keep trying to save women in distress, not realizing you just end up with a distressed woman.

Laura Schlessinger

#26. A man's greatest work is to break his enemies, to drive them before him, to take from them all the things that have been theirs, to hear the weeping of those who cherished them, to take their horses between his knees and to press in his arms the most desirable of their women.

Genghis Khan

#27. Well, if a horse refuses, you've phrased your question wrongly. It's the same with women. Don't ask them, 'Shall we go out to dinner?' Ask: 'What can I cook for you?' Can she say not to that? No, she can't.

Nina George

#28. Vanity costs money, labor, horses, men, women, health and peace, and is still nothing at last,
a long way leading nowhere.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#29. The men are much alarmed by certain speculations about women; and well they may be, for when the horse and ass begin to think and argue, adieu to riding and driving.

Adelaide Anne Procter

#30. The circus a place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool.

Ambrose Bierce

#31. Four things greater than all things are Women and horses and power and War.

Rudyard Kipling

#32. Women really like the horses, more so than men.

Danny Fox

#33. Sometimes Fazlullah appeared galloping in on a black horse. His men stopped health workers giving polio drops, saying the vaccinations were an American plot to make Muslim women infertile so that the people of Swat would die out.

Malala Yousafzai

#34. Bran knew that men slept on top of women when they shared a bed. Sleeping under Lord Manderly would be like sleeping under a fallen horse, he imagined.

George R R Martin

#35. A popular saying in Alderson went as follows: 'They work us like a horse, feed us like a bird, treat us like a child, dress us like a man - and then expect us to act like a lady.

Elizabeth Gurley Flynn

#36. Jesus Christ ... Thank fuck for that," Picnic said.
"Nope, not Jesus, just a man," Horse whispered. "Although when women see my dick for the first time, they've been known to fall down on their knees and worship me.

Joanna Wylde

#37. And when a horse loves us, Jeanno, we deserve that love as little as when a women does. They are superior beings to us men. When they love us, then they are being gracious, for only rarely do we give them reason to love us. I learned that your mother, and she's right. Sad to say, she's right.

Nina George

#38. Money, horse racing and women: three things the boys just can't figure out.

Will Rogers

#39. I love horses, and I love all of it. The sights and sounds and smells, the whole genre of Westerns - I love them. And I know they're rare for actors to get to do, and they're even more rare for women to get to do, so I really think I was drinking in the experience on so many levels.

Mary Steenburgen

#40. No one has ever accused Texas of being in the vanguard of social progress. This is the most macho state in the U.S. of A. By lore, legend, and fact, Texas is 'hell' on women and horses.

Molly Ivins

#41. Little boys love machines; girls adore horses; grown-up men and women like to walk.

Edward Abbey