Homer Simpson Alcohol Quotes

#1. To quote Homer Simpson, alcohol is the cause and solution to all of life's problems. I don't think there's anything wrong with drinking and drug use, if people can do it and not hurt themselves. But it got to the point where I was really hurting myself.

Moby

#2. Just the sensation of having one man touching her and the other watching made her shiver in awareness.

Savannah Stuart

#3. Mom - the person most likely to write an autobiography and never mention herself.

Robert Breault

#4. Google is very much a not-invented-here, build-it-ourselves culture.

Eric Schmidt

#5. As the War Office of the United States was established in a time of peace, it is equally reasonable that a Peace Office should be established in a time of War.

Benjamin Rush

#6. I like to quote Homer Simpson: 'I'm like a chocoholic except for alcohol.' I come from a long line of alcoholics. It's funny because when I first started making records, I was at the tail end of a period of sobriety, so I somehow got this reputation as Captain Sober.

Moby

#7. The truth is that every book we read, like every person we meet, has the capacity to change our lives. And though we can be sure our children will meet people, we must, must create, these days, their chance to meet books.

Susan Cooper

#8. [Anti-aging therapies will] never be perfect, but we'll be able to fix the things that 200-year-olds die of before we have any 200-year-olds, and the same for 300 and 400 and so on.

Aubrey De Grey

#9. Give something of yourself to everyone, but never everything to someone.

Adish

#10. It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

#11. Here's my formula: I usually start with a joke or story to catch the audience's attention; then I tell them what I am going to tell them, I tell them, and then I tell them what I just told them.

Ronald Reagan

#12. I love Aretha [Franklin] and I've loved her all my life. I think she's an incredible songstress, obviously. She consistently has had this incredible voice. I remember when she was singing gospel in her father's church.

Stevie Wonder

#13. Your belief is the operating system on which your life runs.

Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha

#14. Well, I worked with lots of different artists, of course.

Skitch Henderson

#15. I'm basically the idea person. I'm not physically involved in the production. I don't have the necessary abilities, so I go to the top people.

Jeff Koons

#16. He reaches for the sword. I step back, not wanting to hand it over.
'What are you going to do, fight me for her?' he asks. He sounds like he's close to laughing.
'What are you going to do with it?'
He sighs, seeming tired. 'Use it as a crutch, what do you think?

Susan Ee

#17. TIME's Person of the Year for 2006, maintainer of a foot long beard

Abraham J. Williams