Home Depot Funny Quotes

#1. There are atoms of air in your lungs that were once in the lungs of everyone who has ever lived. In essence, we are breathing (inspiring) one another.

Sharon Gannon

#2. The first and most fundamental rule is: Consider social facts as things.

Emile Durkheim

#3. It doesn't matter how many A-levels you have, what kind of a degree you have, if you have good manners, people will like you.

Kate Reardon

#4. Unnecessary noise is the most cruel abuse of care which can be inflicted on either the sick or the well.

Florence Nightingale

#5. In common with librarians the world over, the two women were used to dealing with a disproportionate quota of odd people acting strangely.

Jose Latour

#6. No man, without trials and temptations, can attain a true understanding of the Holy Scriptures.

John Bunyan

#7. The greatest enemy of authority, therefore, is contempt, and the surest way to undermine it is laughter.

Hannah Arendt

#8. To my wonderful readers:
Sorry about that last cliff-hanger.
Well, no, not really. HAHAHAHA.
But seriously, I love you guys.

Rick Riordan

#9. I went to the Home Depot, which was unnecessary. I need to go to the Apartment Depot. Which is just a big warehouse with a whole lot of people standing around saying "We don't have to fix anything."

Mitch Hedberg

#10. He was polite, respectful, not daring even to hold Mi-ran's hand until they'd been dating for three years.

Barbara Demick

#11. I was at Home Depot with my dad looking for paint when I got the call to open for Taylor Swift. That was wild, because I was crying in Home Depot, and people were looking at me funny.

Charlie Worsham

#12. As the Nasdaq soared in 1999 and early 2000, demand for many offerings far exceeded the supply of shares available at the initial offering price.

Alex Berenson

#13. After all, the function of a vacation is regenerative, not luxurious. It's to restore our equipment so that we can live our ordinary lives better.

Malcolm Bradbury

#14. The activity of happiness must occupy an entire lifetime; for one swallow does not a summer make.

Aristotle.