Hoists Direct Quotes

#1. Ill just say whats in my heart: Ba-bump, ba-bump, ba-bump.

Mel Brooks

#2. I finally learned to love myself by dressing up as Geri Halliwell.

Matt Lucas

#3. You notice how liberals keep saying, 'If only Islam would have a Reformation' - it can't have one. It says it can't. It's extremely dangerous in that way.

Christopher Hitchens

#4. Time has wings it is flying but it has no shape, no colour ,no dimension so it is invisible.

Syed Afroz Alam

#5. hope my country will never become an uncomfortable place for the unbeliever, as it could easily become if prayer was made one of the requirements of the accredited citizen.

E.B. White

#6. People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.

Ron White

#7. All too often people concentrate on finding the right spouse, little realizing that half of any marriage is being the right spouse.

Abu Ammaar Yasir Qadhi

#8. They will only care when you're gone.

Marilyn Monroe

#9. Rick Santorum has come out against contraception and against college. He wants us literally to be f**king stupid.

Bill Maher

#10. If you're willing to take the humiliation of sticking your head above the crowd, maybe it's, you know, the pleasure will be worth the pain.

Sylvester Stallone

#11. If it were easy there would be no opportunity.

Greg T Meyers

#12. ...Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make.

Eoin Colfer