Hockey Goalie Quotes

#1. Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?

Steven Wright

#2. She smoked like wet underwear on fire, swore like a slow hockey goalie, caroused like a cheerleader on spring break in Cancun, and experienced the people she chose to experience fully, men or women.

Dennis Vickers

#3. Only a goalie can appreciate what a goalie goes through.

Jacques Plante

#4. The kind of actors I admire move through different characters and genres.

Andrew Scott

#5. Most fans go wild when they see a goalie make what looks like a great save, but the chances are what they are seeing is a save that was made from being out of position.

Mike Richter

#6. I love audio books, and when I paint I'm always listening to a book. I find that my imagination really takes flight in the painting process when I'm listening to audio books.

Thomas Kinkade

#7. I'll just let time happen. I don't have to articulate what may be or what may not be. I don't even do that to myself.

Cathy Freeman

#8. The goalie is like the guy on the minefield. He discovers the mines and destroys them. If you make a mistake, somebody gets blown up.

Arturs Irbe

#9. I wish I could sing or play an instrument.

Sigrid Agren

#10. Leon, no offense, but you don't exactly look like a hockey player."
"I told 'em I was a goalie. That's where they put the guy who can't skate, right? Just like in baseball when they put the worst player at catcher.

Steve Hamilton

#11. Warren spends 70 hours a week thinking about investing .

Charlie Munger

#12. OK, they fire the puck from the blue line. Chief usually yelling 'block the shot' at the defensemen. They doesn't have the goalie gear, but they have to block the shot. So who is more crazy, me or the defensemen? Who is more weird?

Ilya Bryzgalov

#13. I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie.

Brett Hull

#14. Everything you want lies on the other side of learning to trust yourself. Take a chance. Have faith. You already know who you are, what you want, and where you want to go.

Vironika Tugaleva

#15. She'd probably rip his nuts off and choke him with them for even suggesting it. But hey, at least then she'd be touching me of her own volition.

Eve Langlais

#16. When I look at the net I don't see a goalie.

Pavel Bure

#17. According to esoteric teachings power flows with thought and what we think about is what we actually value with our personal power. When you value matter more than spirit, you lose touch with your higher power, it's as simple as that.

Shaeri Richards

#18. I throw the best parties.

Scott Patterson

#19. Why are you so nervous?" Tate looked up to see Lucas giving him a dirty look. "This is easier that the regular season, we go out and have fun."
"No, you get to have fun, I need t be super ninja goalie against every great forward in the league.

Toni Aleo

#20. The Majestic Theater in 1990. That was one of my first real shows where I had 300 to 400 people there.

Kid Rock

#21. I believe in one thing: that anyone who is able to do something good for someone, I mean, should be praised.

Ravi Shankar

#22. Doing a good impression of a backup goalie the last few weeks.

Roberto Luongo

#23. The first thing I would do when I saw Bobby coming down at me was to say a little prayer if I had time. I'm sure I wasn't the only goalie who did that.

Johnny Bower

#24. My belief in God is personal, I do not need to browbeat anyone into agreeing with me, because I believe what I believe and I try to live by it. My belief in God is about trying to be the best person I can be in this life ...

Dorothy Koomson

#25. Over the weekend, Vladimir Putin scored eight goals during a hockey game. It happened just after he had the goalie executed.

Conan O'Brien

#26. Each team has a net liner, a goalie, and five attackers. We have two defenders on the ice and three forwards. Our forwards are left winger, centre man and a right winger. We work as units of five. In ice hockey you go out and you go as hard as you can for 35 to 45 seconds, then we change.

Gerad Adams

#27. I don't doubt myself ever, but people that don't know me do. I've been playing for 15 years, and have the most playoffs wins in Wings history for a reason, and not because I'm a bad goalie.

Chris Osgood

#28. Once I thought I found love, but then I realized I was just out
of cigarettes.

Jeffrey McDaniel

#29. It is pretty tough for a goalie when you look at it. You're always the last line of defense. If you let a goal in, you can't go to the bench and hide between the guys or anything

Kirk McLean

#30. And the ones that know you so well are the ones that can swallow you whole.

Dar Williams