Hilarious Rude Quotes

#1. Breezy, sophisticated, hilarious, rude and aching with sweetness: LOVE, NINA might be the most charming book I've ever read.

Maria Semple

#2. Loneliness is about the scariest thing out there.

Joss Whedon

#3. Father, will justice ever reign in Scotland?

Douglas Bond

#4. I know that I was hiking at a very young age because I remember being convinced that it was the trees that were talking.

Jennifer Pharr Davis

#5. Social media has created a legion of social delinquents, billions of people speaking not their minds but their spleens, venting everything from the gum-cracking snark befitting a hair-twisting mallrat to the froth-flecked rage of a bell tower marksman.

Steven Weber

#6. Life cannot be in existence without time

Sunday Adelaja

#7. There once was a man from Des Moines
Whose wife was always annoyed
He stepped in the kitchen
She started her bitchin'
Now that fucking cunt is dead.

Frances Winkler

#8. England has never enjoyed a genuine social revolution. Maybe that's what's wrong with that dear, tepid, vapid, insipid, stuffy, little country.

Edward Abbey

#9. All forms of consensus are by necessity based on acts of exclusion

Chantal Mouffe

#10. Mr. Malone, who contrived to secure two glasses of wine, when his brethren contented themselves with one, waxed by degrees hilarious after his fashion; that is, he grew a little insolent, said rude things in a hectoring tone, and laughed clamorously at his own brilliancy.

Anonymous

#11. Shipping by sea produces 1/60 the emissions of shipping by air and about 1/5 that of trucking.

Daniel Goleman

#12. ISABEL: Sorry I missed my session Monday.
DR. RUSH: Would you like to tell me why?
ISABEL: I was depressed.
DR. RUSH: That's a good reason to come to therapy.

Lisa Lutz