Hilarious Spongebob Quotes

#1. Unlike most major American cities, Honolulu is geographically insulated from the rest of the country. When disaster strikes we cannot call on neighboring states for assistance.

Daniel Akaka

#2. All horsepower corrupts.

Patrick Leigh Fermor

#3. The American patriots of today continue the tradition of the long line of patriots before them, by helping to promote liberty and freedom around the world.

John Linder

#4. Robert was never the same after he put on that crown. Some men are like swords, made for fighting. Hang them up and they go to rust.

George R R Martin

#5. A careful observation of ourselves would immensely simplify life, and would make many things much clearer to us.

Aimee Dostoyevsky

#6. I stand back from him. I don't understand. You've seen parts of me that are not perfect, and you still love me?

Liza Palmer

#7. It takes a brave man to be a coward in the Red Army.

Joseph Stalin

#8. Oh, "Tanstaafl." Means "There ain't no such thing as a free lunch." And isn't,' I added, pointing to a FREE LUNCH sign across room, 'or these drinks would cost half as much. Was reminding her that anything free costs twice as much in long run or turns out worthless.

Robert A. Heinlein

#9. All these preparations clearly show that a human being must perfect himself in the physical world through his magical development in order to be prepared for the higher astral world after death.

Franz Bardon

#10. I thought Microsoft did a lot of things that were good and right building parts of the browser into the operating system. Then I thought it out and came up with reasons why it was a monopoly.

Steve Wozniak