Hilarious Jokes Quotes

#1. Regular panelists on shows can be terrifying. They own that space, and many guest comics suspect they are favoured in the edit, while their own hilarious jokes end up being ejected into the ether.

Jo Brand

#2. Surfing is kind of a good metaphor for the rest of life.
The extremely good stuff - chocolate and great sex and weddings and hilarious jokes - fills a minute portion of an adult lifespan.
The rest of life is the paddling: work, paying bills, flossing, getting sick, dying.

Jaimal Yogis

#3. Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#4. Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#5. Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#6. Jokes are hilarious only when you take them unreal and dreamlike, otherwise it becomes painful. So I always live otherworldly ...

Saket Assertive

#7. In black neighborhoods, everybody appreciated comedy about real life. In the white community, fantasy was funnier. I started looking for the jokes that were equally hilarious across the board, for totally different reasons.

Will Smith

#8. Far from resenting these lessons, the pupil, to please his tutor, once composed a sheaf of poems, and though the verses were very obscene, Perry, who thought them nevertheless hilarious, had had the manuscript leather-bound in a prison shop and its title, Dirty Jokes, stamped in gold.

Truman Capote

#9. Fat jokes aren't relevant, but they're hilarious when you find them.

Joan Rivers

#10. You know you're a success when you look at your kids and realize they turned out better than you.

Joe Biden

#11. Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#12. Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#13. Tommy Lee Jones is hilarious. I would say, if you look at the body of his work, the character he is most like is the one in 'The Fugitive.' That's how he talks and jokes. That is the type of energy he has.

Will Smith

#14. Girls are always like, 'Oh, you're much better-looking in person than in pictures.' I'm kinda like, 'Er, thank you? I think? As in, I'm not as ugly as you thought?'

Kid Rock

#15. Don't threaten me with a good time.

Michael Anthony

#16. It's kind of low brow, but the show 'Bob's Burgers' is hilarious, and being from the Midwest, I can kind of relate to a lot of the jokes. 'Orange is The New Black' is a Netflix Exclusive, I think - that's really funny.

Gracie Gold

#17. All things entail rising and falling timing. You must be able to discern this.

Miyamoto Musashi

#18. Mr. Bean is essentially a child trapped in the body of a man. All cultures identify with children in a similar way, so he has this bizarre global outreach.

Rowan Atkinson

#19. That sun is lookin' good ... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.

Tom Bergeron

#20. I would say, however, that romantic sentiment is a keen and pathetic sense of time, a few hours of amorous delight, the idea that everything passes away; a deeper sentiment for autumn, for twilight, for the passing nature of our own lives.

Jorge Luis Borges

#21. Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.

Zach Galifianakis

#22. But some jokes are hilarious until they become true and they're not so funny anymore.

Jonathan Dunne