Hilarious Country Sayings

#1. Some of the best moments I've ever written have come about because someone, somewhere, blew my preconceptions out of the water and dropped a detail in passing that took the work in an entirely new, entirely unexpected, direction.

Greg Rucka

#2. In reality, many people let go of religion later in life.

Penn Jillette

#3. What could be a more Canadian way to indulge in the national preoccupation with perceptions - honest, hilarious, huffy or high-minded - of this country and its inhabitants?

Norman Angell

#4. I thought Europe was a country?

Kellie Pickler

#5. There is no end to the cruelty of men threatened by strong women." - Mr. Nancy

Neil Gaiman

#6. Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib.

Woody Allen

#7. Tundra is a huge, forever frozen wetland covering the entire coast of the Arctic Ocean.

Palmer Cox

#8. There are bound to be differences in any artistic collaboration with landscape elements, or theater, of lighting elements.

Michael Arad

#9. If you're not fascinated by Korea yet, you damn well should be. The most innovative country on earth deserves a hilarious and poignant account on the order of Euny Hong's The Birth of Korean Cool. Her phat beats got Gangnam Style and then some.

Gary Shteyngart

#10. Let those possess the land, and only those,
Who love it with a love so strong and stupid
That they may be abused and taken advantage of
And made fun of by business, law, and art ...

Robert Frost

#11. I was embarrassed about modeling. When you're at school and you're modeling, it sounds very glamorous, but I didn't want to do things that no one else was doing. I didn't want to be the odd one out. I wanted to be part of the gang.

Hannah Ware