Hick Quotes

#1. But if I have to deal with another stupid elf and their mystic crap I swear I'm going to shoot them all in their stupid inbred hick faces and burn their trailer park down.

Larry Correia

#2. You think I'm some inbred trailer-trash hick that watches the Springer show?

Scott Sigler

#3. My childhood is more hick than I could ever possibly relate to you, and also more intellectual than you would ever expect. For instance, me and my sister, when we were little, we would compete to see who could eat the most squirrel brains.

Shea Hembrey

#4. Aren't you that hick girl who lives out in the swamp? Do you even know what a computer is?
-Scott Waldron

Julie Kagawa

#5. A hick town is one where there is no place to go where you shouldn't go.

Alexander Woollcott

#6. I might not understand everything a Democrat or liberal thinks but hey let's be honest, I don't understand some of the things the Republicans think, but that doesn't make me some dumb hick that doesn't have the right to live here.

Angie Harmon

#7. The real turning point in human history is less apt to be the day the wheel is invented or Rome falls than the day a boy is born to a couple of hick Jews.

Frederick Buechner

#8. Florida's not the hick town you keep saying it is," says Reynolds. "Times have changed; they've got good universities now and a great book festival! Thousands of people come to it!

Margaret Atwood

#9. You are -" she stopped fanning long enough to push the glasses up her nose - "Sprout Bradford?"

I thought it was a little pretentious to say "You are Sprout Bradford?" instead of "Are you Sprout Bradford?" so I said, "I are Sprout Bradford!" in my best half-hick, half-retard voice.

Dale Peck

#10. What did you think I was?"
"A rude Hick."
"Geez, blunt much?

Cynthia Hand

#11. Hey, Captain Neckbeard! Less talky-talky, more worky-worky! Wednesday shouted rudely down at the man who had been changing the tire. She wasn't planning on taking shit from a tow truck driving hick today or any other day.

Dennis Sharpe

#12. Pound my ass, Joe, like a good gay hick.

Anonymous

#13. Rachel got up and did this happy little shuffle, like she was some cheerful farmer chick who'd just stepped outside to find the hick she was in love with coming up the road with a calf under his arm or whatever.
Why was she dancing? No reason.
Just alive, I guess.

George Saunders

#14. What kind of a hick town is this, anyway?" she murmured. "A bank is held up and the sheriff is in church. What's he doing, praying that somebody will catch the robbers for him?

Robert Bloch

#15. What I did suffer when I was young was because I was sort of a hick coming into New York City. I was made fun of by a lot of the Factory people. Even Andy Warhol thought I was a hick.

Kristen Stewart

#16. Miguel: Merle? What kind of hick name is that? I wouldn't name my dog Merle.

The Walking Dead

#17. And the man who dreamt of flight has tripped and fallen in a hole.

Shaun Hick

#18. I may be going nowhere, but what a ride.

Shaun Hick

#19. I have often believed the pen to be a needle, and ink to be a thread. Each story is an intricately woven tapestry and with each word I invariably sew a piece of myself into the page.

Shaun Hick

#20. When the time comes for you to leave this earth, if it doesn't become a lesser place with your absence, then you have wasted your life.

Shaun Hick

#21. We are more than the person who wakes each day. We are the dreams of the previous night and the nightmares of the week before.

Shaun Hick

#22. It might do me well to trip and fall,
to stumble blindly and to crawl,
for some reason ...
or none at all.

Shaun Hick

#23. In a corner of my soul there hides a tiny frightened child, who is frightened by a corner where there lingers something wild.

Shaun Hick

#24. You smile and draw me near and whisper, "Do as dreamers do."
I lean to you and whisper in your ear, "I cannot dream tonight my Dear. For it is you.

Shaun Hick

#25. Pencil. Paper. Forget the world.

Shaun Hick

#26. I saw you before. All your flaws, your imperfections. Your body's going to a lot of trouble to hide something, something inside of you. It must be very precious.

Shaun Hick

#27. We are pushed towards eternal silence from the moment we are born. So when sadness tries to stifle us, we must not give in. We must keep whispering.

Shaun Hick

#28. Instead of blaming yourself for something you cannot undo, let it define you.

Shaun Hick

#29. If you doubt, you fall, you fail, you die. Do not doubt.

Shaun Hick

#30. This is for you, for your breath, whose absence would lessen a greater world.

Shaun Hick

#31. You're the prettiest thing I've seen fall from the sky today.

Shaun Hick

#32. There is greater clarity in the still waters of sadness, something not found in the babbling brooks of more sought after emotions.

Shaun Hick

#33. Being different, being unique ... that afforded me a life, a journey that I am now so thankful for.

Shaun Hick

#34. No, if your life is without pain and anger and desperation then you are living it all wrong. You are not living at all.

Shaun Hick

#35. I ache to swim again. Walking's for mammals.

Shaun Hick

#36. Then come. Let me send you to see if you have lived your life serving a deity or a dream.

Shaun Hick

#37. I am full of mistakes and imperfections and therefore I am real ...

Shaun Hick

#38. It shouldn't take a life-changing event to spark change in your life.

Shaun Hick

#39. I hasten to sleep so that I might dream
and colour my mind with a myriad of things.

Shaun Hick

#40. The death of a lesser man is the death of all those who believe themselves to be greater.

Shaun Hick

#41. Time spent doing whatever it is you do to escape your daily life would be better spent acquiring a life that needs no escape.

Shaun Hick

#42. A night of crying has silenced me. This morning it seems the whole world is against me. I've never before felt so barren, so empty. I've never before thought the daylight to be ... my enemy. My enemy.

Shaun Hick

#43. Cancer gave me an understanding of the point of all this. To survive. Most of our lives it is easy but for the moments when it becomes difficult, when accident or sickness or sadness strikes, it's just about remembering one thing. You must simply survive.

Shaun Hick

#44. Knowledge is too final. Not knowing lets you dream a little.

Shaun Hick

#45. The world is full of people who will help you manufacture tornados in order to blow out a match.

Shaun Hick

#46. Eyes so young, so full of pain ... Two lonely drops of winter rain ... And no tear could these eyes sustain ... For too much had they seen.

Shaun Hick

#47. At some point your candle will go out, so make use of the light.

Shaun Hick

#48. Nothing listens as well as a blank page.

Shaun Hick

#49. You're a clever strategist, but not all battles require tricks. Sometimes the simplest way to kill something is to swim up to it and bite it in half.

Shaun Hick