Best Hick Quotes

#1. Hey, Captain Neckbeard! Less talky-talky, more worky-worky! Wednesday shouted rudely down at the man who had been changing the tire. She wasn't planning on taking shit from a tow truck driving hick today or any other day.

Dennis Sharpe

#2. And the man who dreamt of flight has tripped and fallen in a hole.

Shaun Hick

#3. A hick town is one where there is no place to go where you shouldn't go.

Alexander Woollcott

#4. A night of crying has silenced me. This morning it seems the whole world is against me. I've never before felt so barren, so empty. I've never before thought the daylight to be ... my enemy. My enemy.

Shaun Hick

#5. I might not understand everything a Democrat or liberal thinks but hey let's be honest, I don't understand some of the things the Republicans think, but that doesn't make me some dumb hick that doesn't have the right to live here.

Angie Harmon

#6. The real turning point in human history is less apt to be the day the wheel is invented or Rome falls than the day a boy is born to a couple of hick Jews.

Frederick Buechner

#7. You're a clever strategist, but not all battles require tricks. Sometimes the simplest way to kill something is to swim up to it and bite it in half.

Shaun Hick

#8. Nothing listens as well as a blank page.

Shaun Hick

#9. Florida's not the hick town you keep saying it is," says Reynolds. "Times have changed; they've got good universities now and a great book festival! Thousands of people come to it!

Margaret Atwood

#10. At some point your candle will go out, so make use of the light.

Shaun Hick

#11. You are -" she stopped fanning long enough to push the glasses up her nose - "Sprout Bradford?"

I thought it was a little pretentious to say "You are Sprout Bradford?" instead of "Are you Sprout Bradford?" so I said, "I are Sprout Bradford!" in my best half-hick, half-retard voice.

Dale Peck

#12. Eyes so young, so full of pain ... Two lonely drops of winter rain ... And no tear could these eyes sustain ... For too much had they seen.

Shaun Hick

#13. Miguel: Merle? What kind of hick name is that? I wouldn't name my dog Merle.

The Walking Dead

#14. What did you think I was?"
"A rude Hick."
"Geez, blunt much?

Cynthia Hand

#15. The world is full of people who will help you manufacture tornados in order to blow out a match.

Shaun Hick

#16. Knowledge is too final. Not knowing lets you dream a little.

Shaun Hick

#17. You think I'm some inbred trailer-trash hick that watches the Springer show?

Scott Sigler

#18. Cancer gave me an understanding of the point of all this. To survive. Most of our lives it is easy but for the moments when it becomes difficult, when accident or sickness or sadness strikes, it's just about remembering one thing. You must simply survive.

Shaun Hick

#19. Being different, being unique ... that afforded me a life, a journey that I am now so thankful for.

Shaun Hick

#20. Pound my ass, Joe, like a good gay hick.

Anonymous

#21. Time spent doing whatever it is you do to escape your daily life would be better spent acquiring a life that needs no escape.

Shaun Hick

#22. Rachel got up and did this happy little shuffle, like she was some cheerful farmer chick who'd just stepped outside to find the hick she was in love with coming up the road with a calf under his arm or whatever.
Why was she dancing? No reason.
Just alive, I guess.

George Saunders

#23. The death of a lesser man is the death of all those who believe themselves to be greater.

Shaun Hick

#24. What kind of a hick town is this, anyway?" she murmured. "A bank is held up and the sheriff is in church. What's he doing, praying that somebody will catch the robbers for him?

Robert Bloch

#25. What I did suffer when I was young was because I was sort of a hick coming into New York City. I was made fun of by a lot of the Factory people. Even Andy Warhol thought I was a hick.

Kristen Stewart

#26. I hasten to sleep so that I might dream
and colour my mind with a myriad of things.

Shaun Hick

#27. But if I have to deal with another stupid elf and their mystic crap I swear I'm going to shoot them all in their stupid inbred hick faces and burn their trailer park down.

Larry Correia

#28. It shouldn't take a life-changing event to spark change in your life.

Shaun Hick

#29. I am full of mistakes and imperfections and therefore I am real ...

Shaun Hick

#30. Then come. Let me send you to see if you have lived your life serving a deity or a dream.

Shaun Hick

#31. I ache to swim again. Walking's for mammals.

Shaun Hick

#32. No, if your life is without pain and anger and desperation then you are living it all wrong. You are not living at all.

Shaun Hick