Here Be Sexist Vampires Quotes

#1. Max flashed me a flirtatious smile. "Why don't you come and join us, me and you could -"
"Don't even finish that sentence, Slap-head."
"Hey, I told you, call me Max."
"While you're being a wanker, you're Slap-head.

Suzanne Wrightt

#2. People should respect those who have the courage to go alone through life.

Eraldo Banovac

#3. I have discovered that a famed familiarity in great ones is a note of certain usurpation on the less; for great and popular men feign themselves to be servants to others to make those slaves to them.

Ben Jonson

#4. A boxer's diet should be low in fat and high in proteins and sugar. Therefore you should eat plenty of lean meat, milk, leafy vegetables, and fresh fruit and ice cream for sugar.

Gene Tunney

#5. It's funny that people think because you don't have a movie or record out, you disappear into a frozen chamber someplace. They think you're dead when you're not in the public eye.

Jason Schwartzman

#6. You're the one who doesn't understand, I've been standing on the edge with you for years.

Laurie Halse Anderson

#7. Confidence is overrated. It's when we're uncomfortable and looking for answers that we learn and grow the most.

Barbara Corcoran

#8. Every day is Sunday" - that wouldn't make a bad epitaph, would it?

Julian Barnes

#9. I was used to driving my sun chariot across the sky, where every lane was the fast lane. I was not used to the Long Island Expressway. Believe me, even at midday in the middle of January, there is nothing express about your expressways.

Rick Riordan

#10. Stars are better off without us," he said, but too softly for anyone but Julie to hear.

James S.A. Corey

#11. No, not you two. Stay here.'
'Does he just not get how unfair and sexist that is?' Eve asked. 'Men.'
'You really want to go first?'
'Of course no. But I'd like the chance to refuse to go first.

Rachel Caine