Funny Sexist Quotes

#1. My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends
It gives a lovely light!

Edna St. Vincent Millay

#2. 101 Reason why its its great to be a woman : Since the advent of feminism, we can publicly ogle male bodies and not be called sexist. If a man indulges in this behavior over a picture of naked woman, he is a sexist pig, and recompense must be demanded for this slight on womankind.

Summersdale Publishers

#3. The motivation for adding such intelligence to properties is to enable rich functionality directly from declarative markup.

Anonymous

#4. I want everybody to feel he has a chance to get into a game when he comes to the ballpark. I play guys when I want to so they'll be ready when I have to. I don't consider myself a motivator of players. I think it's an insult to a ballplayer to have to be motivated.

Gene Mauch

#5. With my boyfriend, we can make sexist jokes to each other because we know it's absolutely not true. If I get home from a long day and he says: 'Go on, get in the kitchen,' it's funny because we know it's not our lives.

Emily Browning

#6. There is no question that we must do more to secure our borders - but how we go about securing them is also important.

Mark Udall

#7. After long reflection in solitude and meditation, I suddenly had the idea, during the year 1923, that the discovery made by Einstein in 1905 should be generalised by extending it to all material particles and notably to electrons.

Louis De Broglie

#8. Time and Tide wait for no Man; what about woman ? How Sexist !

Gaurav Rao

#9. A book is either autobiography or a novel.

Imre Kertesz

#10. First I would probably place men at the bottom of the food chain. On a grander scale, I would say they're reacting to change. Feminism has got to be part of that.

Neil LaBute

#11. 'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny.

Katey Sagal

#12. Real racist jokes or sexist jokes aren't funny - not because they're offensive, but because they're not true. As soon as a joke is based on an untruth, it's not funny.

Ricky Gervais

#13. The fruit of your own hard work is the sweetest.

Deepika Padukone

#14. GamerGate is really a sexist temper tantrum. That's kind of a silly, funny way of putting it, but it's kind of what it feels like, right? They're going after and targeting women who are trying to make changes in the industry. They're attacking anyone who supports women.

Anita Sarkeesian

#15. His whole mind and body seemed to be afflicted with an unbearable sensitivity, a sort of transparency, which made every movement, every sound, every contact, every word that he had to speak or listen to, an agony. Even in sleep he could not altogether escape form her image.

George Orwell

#16. You've got to stand up and do your own battles. My daddy taught me that a long time ago, that you fight your own battles. The only way to shut everybody up is to win.

Terry Bradshaw

#17. Bobby Fischer is the greatest Chess genius of all time!

Alexander Kotov

#18. You're going to be too busy being at my beck and call to worry about doing any driving.

Shawn Keenan

#19. My good health is due to a soup made of white doves. It is simply wonderful as a tonic.

Chiang Kai-shek

#20. I keep repeating the conversation with Taduesz in mind, reaching out to touch it to make sure it doesn't disappear.

Brigid Pasulka