Hefty Trash Quotes

#1. Everybody in New York, including police horses, dresses fashionably, and whenever I'm there, even in my sharpest funeral-quality suit with no visible ketchup stains, I feel as though I'm wearing a Hefty trash bag. And it's last year's Hefty trash bag.

Dave Barry

#2. These soliloquies explain our people's lack of stability
You keepin it real, but ain't got a clue what reality really be
See the diameter of your knowledge
Is the circumference of your activity

Ras Kass

#3. I tend to focus on what I'm doing at the moment, and that takes up the entire span of my focus.

Maura Tierney

#4. When you begin to see and appreciate the littlest of blessings, you will attract more because Jesus will see that you are appreciative of everything...

Janet Fuller

#5. Sin has always been an ugly word, but it has been made so in a new sense over the last half-century. It has been made not only ugly but pass?. People are no longer sinful, they are only immature or underprivileged or frightened or, more particularly, sick.

Phyllis McGinley

#6. Have there ever been more submissive slaves? Adoring, even in their irons, the God who punishes them.

Jean Racine

#7. Not having time or energy for weight loss makes no sense. Does it take more time or energy to eat fish than prime rib? No.

Martha Beck

#8. Sorry, this is the circulation desk. To reserve an item you have to go to the reference desk right over there.

Myself

#9. I've learned that next to the atomic bomb, the greatest danger is defeatism, despair, and inadequate awareness of what human beings possess. I feel that any problem that can be defined is capable of being resolved. Out of this has come my conviction that no person knows enough to be a pessimist.

Norman Cousins

#10. I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

Yogi Berra

#11. Duplication and expressiveness take me a very long way into what I consider clean code, and improving dirty code with just these two things in mind can make a huge difference. There is, however, one other thing that I'm aware of doing, which is a bit harder to explain.

Robert C. Martin

#12. You sounded down on the phone yesterday. You can talk to your old dad about anything, you know. Except boys. And bras. And that Bieber fellow.
- Dad

Jenny B. Jones

#13. Hefty? I'd railed to Peter, waving the clipping for emphasis. Hefty? For the record 'Hefty' is a trash bag. I'm festively plump.

Jennifer Weiner

#14. A lot of people have high expectations. I'm just going to do the best I can.

Deron Williams

#15. Blurring is good for the things you don't want to see but it doesn't work so well for the stuff you actually have to Deal With.

Kathryn Erskine

#16. The ultimate form is the embodiment of love (Premswaroop)! The love of these (so called) lovers (Romeo-Juliet) does not work there. The Love of God (the Lord) is 'Pure Love'. That which increases or decreases is infatuation [asakti]. There is no increase or decrease in 'Pure Love'.

Dada Bhagwan

#17. You cannot help the poor man by destroying the rich.

Abraham Lincoln