Top 18 Hearing Aid Quotes
#1. You outlive your wife, then your colleagues and friends, then your accountant and the building doorman. ou no longer attend the opera, because the human bladder can only endure so much. Social engagements require strategy and hearing aid calibrations. pg 269
Dominic Smith
#2. Women are more verbal than men. That's why when you see an elderly couple together, it's always the man who has the hearing aid.
Jeff Stilson
#3. Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.
Bob Hope
#4. Time is not a river, as Einstein theorized - it's a big fucking buffalo herd that runs us down and eventually mashes us into the ground, dead and bleeding, with a hearing aid plugged into one ear and a colostomy bag instead of a .44 clapped on one leg.
Stephen King
#5. Don't stop at the Ford's because they're at Gerald Flatt's," a short kid says in passing.
"Super dooper!" Granny's dentures clickity-clack. "Don't stomp on the Lord just because it's raining cats." She nods and adjusts her hearing aid. "Those are words to live by, little man!
Jenny B. Jones
#6. Dr. Leonard recommended that I schedule a meeting with a clinic audiologist for a hearing aid evaluation and introductory class. This turned out to be very good advice. Roughly
Monique E. Hammond
#7. I had my hearing aid fixed today so that I could properly hear you. I can't see as well. I now have - this has stopped me from smoking - a pacemaker, have for about the last 15 years. No, I don't like getting old.
Mike Wallace
#8. And then there was my mate who'd just been fitted with a brand new hearing aid. "It's the best in the world", he said. "What type is it?", I asked and he said "ten past twelve".
Billy Connolly
#9. Turn up your hearing aid 'Grandpa', because I'm only going to say this once!
Stephen Colbert
#10. If you don't fill your days with love, you are wasting your life.
James Broughton
#11. We bombarded aluminum with alpha rays ... then after a certain period of irradiation, we removed the source of alpha rays. We now observed that the sheet of aluminum continued to emit positive electrons over a period of several minutes.
Frederic Joliot-Curie
#12. What Lucie was hearing surpassed all understanding. A mass derangement, with the aid of bogus medical records and money under the table.
Franck Thilliez
#13. The design process, at its best, integrates the aspirations of art, science, and culture.
Jeff Smith
#14. Will I ever be happy again?"
"Do we even know we're happy when we're happy?
Rodney Ross
#15. You're never too old to keep failing your children, are you? Why weren't we told this was a life sentence?
Beth Gutcheon
#17. I was very camera shy. People like hot girls, so I put my music to hot girls and it just became a trend. The whole 'enigmatic artist' thing, I just ran with it. No one could find pictures of me.
The Weeknd
#18. You've given out a lot of second chances, kid. Take one yourself.
Samanthe Beck
