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Top 48 He Smokes Quotes

#1. No. Before you say it, I'm not going back outside. I've gone through nearly half a pack of smokes since I've been out there leaving you two to talk. I don't think you're very good for my health. - Evo - Author: L.J. Sealey
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#2. Hazel wears a beret, is 1940s skinny, speaks in a full whisper, drinks whiskey, smokes impressively, and holds the eye. - Author: Morrissey
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#3. A bitch always smokes." He looks back at Lucy. "A bitch is the opposite of a whore. A bitch doesn't need anybody. Or she wants people to think she doesn't need anybody. And she smokes to prove it. - Author: C. JoyBell C.
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#4. I stared at the phone in disbelief, then ripped a clean sheet of paper from my notebook. I scribbled ' Jerk ' on the first line. On the line beneath it I added, ' Smokes cigars. Will die of lung cancer. Hopefully soon. - Author: Becca Fitzpatrick
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#5. A company has to be like that person who turns his cuffs up a different way, who smokes a certain brand of cigarette, who wears an obscure vintage watch. - Author: Andy Spade
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#6. That's what we're all doing: paving the way, finding the roles that have the complication instead of the one that's always got it together or the dedicated housewife or the wild one who smokes cigarettes and sleeps with anybody. - Author: Jane Fonda
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#7. If I had to describe Trish, I would say: "high school parking lot." She smokes. She wears too much makeup. She probably gives great hand jobs. - Author: Blake Nelson
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#8. The wretcheder one is, the more one smokes; and the more one smokes, the wretcheder one gets - a vicious circle. - Author: George Du Maurier
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#9. O! Sweet is the sound of falling rain, and the brook that leaps from hill to plain; but better than rain or rippling streams is Water Hot that smokes and steams. - Author: J.R.R. Tolkien
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#10. No one smokes because they like the way it tastes. If we did, they'd make cigarette-flavored cookies, candy, ice cream. What is this? Marlboro fudge with nuts? Give me a scoop of that, willya? She's gonna have the Menthol Swirl with the Camel chip. - Author: Kevin Pollak
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#11. His breath is so bad why every time he smokes he blows onion rings. - Author: Rodney Dangerfield
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#12. Mimes! You can't tell me the devil doesn't have anything to do with mimes!-Paula, Holy Smokes - Author: Katie MacAlister
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#13. I am the little man who smokes & smokes.
I am the girl who does know better but.
I am the king of the pool.
I am so wise I had my mouth sewn shut. - Author: John Berryman
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#14. Just enough for a twelve-pack of beer, a pack of smokes, and a Bic lighter. Not exactly the breakfast of champions, but the perfect recipe for a man who is speedily losing his shit. - Author: Vincent Zandri
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#15. So your shopping list for the zombie apocalypse is smokes, beer, and guns? - Author: Mike Evans
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#16. CNN anchor Gwen Scott claimed it is common knowledge that Turner sits in his office and smokes marijuana. - Author: Ted Turner
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#17. On that gray street, with the smell of industrial smokes in the air and the afternoon bleeding away to evening, downtown Derry looked only marginally more charming than a dead hooker in a church pew. - Author: Stephen King
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#18. I have two rules. One is, never trust a man who smokes a pipe. The other is, never trust a man with shiny shoes. - Author: Charles Bukowski
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#19. The comedy for the Democrats is that they're showing off too much. They need to be putting a boring white guy out there to kind of get a hold of things. Once the boring white guy is out there, then you bust out the junior senator from Illinois who smokes and does cocaine. - Author: Tina Fey
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#20. That man smokes a pipe, and that man drinks liquor - but I do believe he is a Christian! - Author: Molly Worthen
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#21. Maybe he wasn't the boy next door, maybe he wasn't even a real boy, but holy smokes, did he know how to kiss. - Author: Trinity Faegen
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#22. He's the boy who smokes Marlboro cigarettes and I'm the girl who makes theater puppets. Dreams and ashes - two things in the universe that should never meet because they are opposites, right? - Author: Rae Hachton
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#23. He who neither drinks, nor smokes, nor dances, he who preaches & even occasionally practice piety, temperance and celibacy, is generally a saint, or a mahatma or more likely a humbug but he certainly won't make a leader or for that matter a good soldier - Author: Sam Manekshaw
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#24. Freud thought about what a cigar represented, but he didn't go far enough. If you've ever known a man who smokes a cigar, think about the time he lavishes on his humidor, a box temperature and moisture controlled to keep them plump, and you understand the concept I call "box envy. - Author: Susan DiRende
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#25. It's an ancient and honorable term for the final step in any engineering project. Turn it on, see if it smokes. - Author: Lois McMaster Bujold
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#26. How humid the heart, its messy rooms! We eat spicy food, sweat like wood and smolder like the coal mine that caught fire decades ago, yet still smokes more than my great-uncle who will not quit- or go out- - Author: Kevin Young
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#27. I want to be the joint that she smokes so that we can finally talk about
everything without having to use words, because I will be a drug in her brain. - Author: A.S. King
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#28. Everybody in recovery smokes. If you don't like smoking, don't even bother trying to get sober. Just stay drunk. - Author: Augusten Burroughs
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#29. There is nothing fiercer than a failed artist. The energy remains, but, having no outlet, it implodes in a great black fart of rage which smokes up all the inner windows of the soul. Horrible as successful artists often are, there is nothing crueler or more vain than a failed artist. - Author: Erica Jong
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#30. If there is a public perception at all, they see the producer as a big old guy who smokes a cigar and has lots of money and lots of power. That's not what a producer is and, if it ever was what a producer was, it certainly hasn't been for a long time. - Author: Marshall Herskovitz
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#31. I have a low opinion of books: they are piles of stones set up to show coming travelers where other minds have been, or at best signal smokes to call attention ... - Author: John Muir
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#32. I am for an art of things lost or thrown away ... I am for an art that one smokes like a cigarette ... I am for an art that flutters like a flag. - Author: Claes Oldenburg
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#33. Everybody smokes! Models, actresses, everyone! Don't they realize that it's gross? I understand it's an addiction, but it still pains me to see my friends do it. - Author: Kirsten Dunst
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#34. Just heard a commercial
which told me
Farmer John smokes his own
bacon.
now, there's one tough
son of a
bitch. - Author: Charles Bukowski
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#35. When it comes to picking wine and cutting through the marketing smokes, bottom line is: two things really matter. First is how the grapes were farmed, and second is whether or not you like it. The rest is vastly BS. - Author: Olivier Magny
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#36. I realised there were no good role models for kids. Popeye eats spinach, but also smokes and hits people. - Author: Magnus Scheving
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#37. Ms. Scarlett always delivers hot, sexy alphas and this isn't any different. Holy smokes, is this ever HOT! Love her writing and the way she spins a story but adds the HOT factor. Her alphas are phenomenal! - JC - Author: Scarlett Avery
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#38. If you haven't got your health you haven't got anything' but it's true. I used to think that physical fitness fanatics were a pain. I used to claim that there was more to life than feeling fit: like booze and smokes. - Author: Allen Carr
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#39. A pipe is the fountain of contemplation, the source of pleasure, the companion of the wise; and the man who smokes, thinks like a philosopher and acts like a Samaritan. - Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton
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#40. A pipe? A pipe?! Your mother would turn in her grave if she knew she'd spawned a daughter who smokes a pipe! Your poor mama was a pure lady. Prim and ladylike. She smoked menthol cigarettes, now that's feminine. - Author: Jonathan Dunne
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#41. I'm trying to learn to smoke, which is rather weird when everyone is trying to stop. I'm not a smoker. But my character only smokes as an affectation. - Author: Francesca Annis
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#42. It's been a year and nine month since we broke up. It's almost the second spring since then. When I turn 20 in March, I'm going to buy myself a much deserved present. A one way ticket to Tokyo. As for luggage, all I need is my guitar and my smokes. - Nana - Author: Ai Yazawa
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#43. Now I am old-fashioned. A woman, I consider, should be womanly. I have no patience with the modern neurotic girl who jazzes from morning to night, smokes like a chimney, and uses language which would make a billingsgate fishwoman blush! - Author: Agatha Christie
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#44. I was warned to stop smoking, which I did, for two or three days, but it was too lonesome, and I have resumed - in a modified way - 4 smokes a day instead of 40. This will have a good effect. On the bank balance. - Author: Mark Twain
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#45. He smokes too much weed. I can taste it in his spunk. I need to get him to eat more pineapple to sweeten his seed. I'm like the Iron Chef of ball batter. - Author: Jaden Wilkes
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#46. Zoyd was out of smokes. - Author: Thomas Pynchon
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#47. She only maintains that it is possible, under some circumstances, for a lady to murder her husband; but that a woman who wears ankle-strap shoes and smokes on the street corner, though she may be a joy to all who know her and have devoted her life to charity, could never qualify as a lady. - Author: Judith Martin
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#48. You don't smoke do you?"
"No, why?"
"They're afraid of fire."
"Great, we're going to be eaten alive because neither of us smokes."
I almost laughed. He sounded so thoroughly disgusted ... - Author: Laurell K. Hamilton
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